I have never game

False, I have never been there.

I have never made a pizza at home from scratch (premade dough counts).
 
False, dough and everything.

I have never worked in a commercial kitchen (thank goodness for small mercies)
 
True

I have never had to remove Zombies from the garden shed
 
False. Though probably not too successful.

I have never designed a garden
 
True

I have never attended a 24 hour race
 
True - damn it!!!!!

I have never had an interesting experience in the front seat of a Honda Accord with a close personal friend such as I have never had with the Mrs!!!!!
 
Outwards....false. Inwards.........true

I have never played a trumpet
 
True

I have never peed in public.
 
True.

I have never hung by my ankles from the ceiling
 
False, and man did I have a headache afterwards!

I have never played competitive Scrabble
 
True

I have never played competitive Twister
 
True.

I have never played competitive tennis.
 
True

I have never been on a Wheaties box
 
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