I have never game

True

I have never sung Karaoke
 
True

I have never sung christmas carols and enjoyed it.
 
True

I have never stolen a 50inch plasma screen from work (tempting though it might be)
 
True

I have never heard this news that maccamps is going on about
 
False, had to tell my whole family about my father's passing.

I have never owned an iPhone
 
True. And probably never shall.

I have never built my own boat.
 
False. Paper boats?? I set them a sail in water, too!

I have always fought with a customer retention employee over the phone at the end of a contract
 
To do with phones? No. Then False.

I have never done that thing you do with your pinky
 
True.

I have never been a follower of the Cult of Apple and never will be.
 
True

I have never shaved a dog completely
 
True

I have never shaved a pussy cat (Keep that dirty mind of yours at bay ash :p)
 
False. In both regards.

I have never watched a monster climb through a window
 
Does a drunken rugby player who locked himself out of his apartment count? If not false.

I have never looked under my bed to see if a monster was hiding under it.
 
:lmao: maybe

False. I have done that several times.

I have never blown glass
 
True.

I have never made a stained glass window.
 
False

I have never managed a cattle station
 
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