Kill a dream

Granted, it's an insurance payment from the airplane that crashed into your house.

I wish I could find those delicious Herr's chips in town again.
 
Granted. You are unable to afford to purchase them and you have to watch the hottest woman on the planet eat a whole packet in front of you (and she doesn't share). Wait.................

I wish that I had a clue as to what to do at this juncture.
 
ashspet said:
(chocolate isn't good for cats...)
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He's getting on 14 of our years old, and still as healthy as he was when he was a little kitten. He only gets it once a month, anyway.

Granted, you are now getting ready to pull the handle on the electric chair for the person about to get executed.

I wish I was flying in an F-15e right now.
 
Granted. Unfortunately the steering has gone............

I wish that I could find more pics like the one I like.
 
(rudder then...goddamn picky picky)

Granted. You relive Black Hawk Down.

I have never had the mumps.
 
Granted But now you have TB forever

I wish the Vuvuzela was never invented
 
mclarensmps said:
LULZ, I have never game THAT WAY ==>
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It was 1.26am and I was a tad sloshed.....

Granted. You now have Zidane and Zidane Mk II. Forever and ever on repeat for the rest of your life.

I wish that things were different
 
You know, Zidane, and Zidane II, forever on repeat, with a Mogwai sound track... not a bad thing :D

Granted, a moon sized meteor comes crashing into the earth and changes everything.

I wish USA and Slovenia make it through this group.
 
Granted, they plow through this group of people, and the next, and the next, until all visitors to Disney Land are dead or dying.

I wish that the migraine that is building in my head would go away and never return
 
granted but now you now have a sneeze that will never go away.

I'm feeling evil, so I wish ashspet finally gets a Zonda. :p
 
And right now I am feeling hate....

Granted. But then Guppy gets a hold of it and burns it to the ground.
(please please please Pagani and Santa, forgive me for writing that)

I wish that Lightning Count gets a Zonda for a test car
 
granted but I park it right it outside your house and lock myself out of it and the key gets lost.

I wish I had my left leg back.
 
Granted, but it has a right foot on it.
(me too...)

I wish I had stolen the keys to the Zonda and snuck out for a drive
(damn, you'd never get it up the drive....)
 
granted but you only get 200 yards and you run out of fuel.

I wish that I didn't have to go out today.
 
Granted. The shackles attached to your wrists by the crazy lady who is, even now, sharpening her chainsaw and cleavers, are impossible to remove.

I wish I was the best singer in the world
 
Granted but it has gone sour and you have to throw it away.

I wish I had something nice to eat.
 
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