I have never game

[mclarensmps]

True.

I have never been to a hatchery.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never been a chicken sexer nor known one

 

[mclarensmps]

True.

I have never committed adultery with a pig.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never engaged a concubine.

 

[mclarensmps]

True.

I have always thought Rooney was overrated.

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never cared about football

 

[ashspet]

soccer football? No. True.

I have never flown a tank.

 

[mclarensmps]

True.

I have never fired a cannon to steer a flying tank.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never invaded Poland

 

[mclarensmps]

True.

I have never hit a pole.

 

[ashspet]

False.

I have never tipped a car over

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never done cow tipping.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never thrown a sheep

 

[mclarensmps]

True. I want to, now, though.

I have never gone a year without doing at least one thing illegal.

 

[ashspet]

False. I'm sure as a baby I didn't do anything illegal.

I have never had so much congratulations over a presentation I have done as I have received in the last week.

 

[mclarensmps]

Even as a baby, I'm positive, I was accomplice to my mum's harmless illegal activities every now and then!

True. I usually don't present, anyway, I make them and let someone else do them.

I have never had coke with Ice cream, and find the concept quite disgusting.

 

[ashspet]

True. But I know some people who love it.

I have never truely understood the attraction of magic eye pictures

 

[Lightning Count]

True

I have never ceated an optical illusion.

 

[ashspet]

True, nor created one.

I have never killed an IT worker, but thinking about it...

 

[mclarensmps]

True, there are so many people who charge people so much for doing fuckall... and the work is usually so simple and easy to explain...

I have never figured out how to sell my trade on my own.