I have never game

True.

I have never made my own chocolate.
 
True

I have never picked my own coconut
 
False

I have never used curry powder
 
False.

I have never OD'd on poppy seeds
 
True.

I have never got falling down drunk.
 
Oh false. So false!!!

I have never passed out in a strange place.
 
True.

I have never drank a drink that was spiked.
 
Not entirely sure about that.

I have never gotten into a bitch fight and ejected by bouncers
 
True.

I have never hit a bouncer.
 
Well, I smacked him. He was being a dick. :grin:

I have never knocked a bouncer out
 
True.

I have never bitten someone in a fight.
 
True

I have never kicked someone in a fight.
 
False, kicked people plenty of times.

I have never been kneed in the balls in a fight.
 
True.

I have never socked someone in the balls with my fist in a fight.
 
True.

I have never looked elegant when fighting
 
True, black and blue, but the other person usually comes off worse.

I have never had my ribs broken.
 
True

I have never had formal fight training
 
False, I have trained some martial arts in my life.

I have never had someone pull a knife on me.
 
False.

I have never been stabbed.
 
True.

I have never been robbed at gunpoint.
 
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