The ^ < V Game

^ it's mine! No one can touch it!
< selfish
v should drink more
 
^ yup
< if < starts drinking, might not stop
v will cook dinner for <
 
^ sure. You have to come here to get it.
< hates programming.
v should order pizza.
 
^ nah, spaghetti tonight
< wondering if <s feet will defrost
v does not have cold feet
 
^ it's summer here. Well, more like perpetual fall.
< hungry again.
v is wearing warm stripey socks.
 
^ haha cute
< imagined red socks, for some reason
v needs a foot heater, also known as a big fat cat.
 
^ < would like one of those
< needs stable living arrangements first before getting a cat
v has not had their mind probed by aliens
 
^ I have.
< is an alien. From the planet Blizraskiddomal. You can call < skidd.
v should move to California.
 
^ warm foots yah!
< needs to learn how to fly a spaceship
v will teach <
 
^ sure. Don't know how to re-enter and land, though.
< finally found the fucking bottle opener.
v hid it from me.
 
^ MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
< now wondering what to do with a whole lot of old Motor magazines
v thinks a bonfire is a good idea
 
^ bonfires are good for keeping cold footsies warm
< is making a sandwich
v thinks < is odd...
 
^ well, for a cute little dude with three eyes and a nappy, only a little.
< now wants vegemite sandwich on fresh bread. Damn ^
v will bake bread now
 
^ biscuits ok?
< misses southern cooking
v will fry up some chicken
 
^ is looking at the wrong person to cook anything like that
< can bake a cake, boil and egg and do basic stir fry. That's about the limit of the edible.
v laughs in the face of <s paltry excuse for cooking abilities
 
^ HAHAHAHA
< can teach ^ to cook
v can uhh...boil me an egg then :p
 
^ as long as you like hard boiled
< whoops, burnt the water!
v :p
 
^ :)
< :puke:
V :mad:
 
^ :sad:

< nearing beddy byes

v blue yellow red, red blue yellow, yellow red blue
 
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