I have never game

[skidd]

True.

I have never been locked in a port-a-pot

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never "fallen in"

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never mined a diamond.

 

[ashspet]

True.

I have never panned for gold successfully.

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never been tazed.

 

[ashspet]

True.

I have never been totally dressed in gold lam?.

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never worn a tiara.

 

[ashspet]

False. It was plastic.

I have never worn a Tinkerbell costume

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never flashed anyone.

 

[ashspet]

mmmmmmmmmmm False

I have never worn a trenchcoat

 

[skidd]

False, though I don't like 'em.

I have never gotten a singing telegram.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never got a stripper-gram

 

[skidd]

True

I have never paid for my own lap dance.

 

[ashspet]

True. I have bought for others.

I have never bought time with a lady

 

[skidd]

False. Not for myself, though. Unless you count a horrible ex of mine.

I have never carved a pumpkin.

 

[ashspet]

True. Slice and dice baby - that's the way to go!

I have never changed my name by deed poll

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never had a mohawk.

 

[ashspet]

Apart from in the shower? True. In the shower - I am PUNK!

I have never defined a new word in an official dictionary

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never done any sexting.

 

[ashspet]

erm......false

I have never registered on a dating website