Lieutenant47
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Otherwise known as understanding all things bogus. I first ran across this theory back in the mid 90's. I am not the original author of this, and much of it has since become viral and/or entered the world of internet folklore. What I'm writing here is largely from memory and my own understanding of the theory.
Some basic definitions:
Bogon: Noun. The essential particle of the state of Bogosity, otherwise known as the state of being Bogus. Natural emission of Bogon Emitters. Perpetual negative charge. Can be directed or can exist in unbound state. Bogons in unbound states can be attracted to or absorbed by Bogon Sinks, but can permanently revert to a neutral state if no suitable Bogon Sink can be found within the lifespan of the unbound Bogon.
Cluon: Noun. Anti-bogon particle. Normally positively charged. Destroys Bogons on contact if Cluon positive charge is greater than negative Bogon charge. Weak Cluons have been observed to change state to Bogons if insufficient positive charge exist upon contact.
Bogon Emitter: Noun. Entity which emits Bogons. Bogon emitters normally require at least one or more Bogon Sinks in the immediate vicinity in order to survive, though some Bogon Emitters have been known to survive for indefinite periods until a suitable Bogon Sink becomes available.
Bogon Retransmitter. Noun. Entity which accepts Bogons without absorption, but redirects Bogons to any available Bogon Sink.
Bogon Sink: Noun. Entity which attracts or absorbs Bogons. Normally positivly charged in natural state. Capacity to absorb Bogons varies depending on strength of positive charge, however if enough Bogons (always negatively charged) are absorbed, Bogon Sinks can become Bogon Retransmitters or Bogon Emitters.
Bogosity: The State of being Bogus. Also a measure of the level of Bogon concentration.
Bogometer: Noun. Virtual Device used for measuring the relative strength of Bogosity. Range: 100% Cluon - Neutral State - 100% Bogon.
Bogon Equilibrium: Equal elements of Bogons and Cluons in stasis. Bogon Equilibrium is an unstable state, easily eliminated by any significant exposure to Bogons or Cluons.
Bogon Nirvana: A rare state in which Cluons outnumber Bogons in sufficient numbers or strength so as to render immunity to Bogon dominance.
Common Examples of Bogon Emitters: Used Car Salespersons, Politicions, Extreme Left/Right Wing Radio/TV Talkshow Hosts, Some Academics, Liberals and Conservatives *see Bogon Equilibrium*, Urban Redevelopers, Alleged Injured Party in Divorce or Relationship Break-up.
Common Examples of Bogon Sinks: Gullible people, General Electorate, Academics, Liberals *See Bogon Equilibrium*, Clergy *see Bogon Nirvana for exceptions*, Undergraduates and Recent Graduates in Social Work, Sympathetic Friends or acquaintances of Bogon Emitters.
Common Examples of Bogon Particles: Hearsay, Unsubstantiated Rumour, Whining, Complaints in general, Accusations directed to general audiences or third persons *see Bogon Sink* rather than the target entiity.
Common Examples of Cluon Particles: Verified Facts, Truth, Principles, Morality, Firm Beliefs.
Google link for those interested in more info.
Disclaimer: This entire thread and this post may be bogus. You've been warned.
Some basic definitions:
Bogon: Noun. The essential particle of the state of Bogosity, otherwise known as the state of being Bogus. Natural emission of Bogon Emitters. Perpetual negative charge. Can be directed or can exist in unbound state. Bogons in unbound states can be attracted to or absorbed by Bogon Sinks, but can permanently revert to a neutral state if no suitable Bogon Sink can be found within the lifespan of the unbound Bogon.
Cluon: Noun. Anti-bogon particle. Normally positively charged. Destroys Bogons on contact if Cluon positive charge is greater than negative Bogon charge. Weak Cluons have been observed to change state to Bogons if insufficient positive charge exist upon contact.
Bogon Emitter: Noun. Entity which emits Bogons. Bogon emitters normally require at least one or more Bogon Sinks in the immediate vicinity in order to survive, though some Bogon Emitters have been known to survive for indefinite periods until a suitable Bogon Sink becomes available.
Bogon Retransmitter. Noun. Entity which accepts Bogons without absorption, but redirects Bogons to any available Bogon Sink.
Bogon Sink: Noun. Entity which attracts or absorbs Bogons. Normally positivly charged in natural state. Capacity to absorb Bogons varies depending on strength of positive charge, however if enough Bogons (always negatively charged) are absorbed, Bogon Sinks can become Bogon Retransmitters or Bogon Emitters.
Bogosity: The State of being Bogus. Also a measure of the level of Bogon concentration.
Bogometer: Noun. Virtual Device used for measuring the relative strength of Bogosity. Range: 100% Cluon - Neutral State - 100% Bogon.
Bogon Equilibrium: Equal elements of Bogons and Cluons in stasis. Bogon Equilibrium is an unstable state, easily eliminated by any significant exposure to Bogons or Cluons.
Bogon Nirvana: A rare state in which Cluons outnumber Bogons in sufficient numbers or strength so as to render immunity to Bogon dominance.
Common Examples of Bogon Emitters: Used Car Salespersons, Politicions, Extreme Left/Right Wing Radio/TV Talkshow Hosts, Some Academics, Liberals and Conservatives *see Bogon Equilibrium*, Urban Redevelopers, Alleged Injured Party in Divorce or Relationship Break-up.
Common Examples of Bogon Sinks: Gullible people, General Electorate, Academics, Liberals *See Bogon Equilibrium*, Clergy *see Bogon Nirvana for exceptions*, Undergraduates and Recent Graduates in Social Work, Sympathetic Friends or acquaintances of Bogon Emitters.
Common Examples of Bogon Particles: Hearsay, Unsubstantiated Rumour, Whining, Complaints in general, Accusations directed to general audiences or third persons *see Bogon Sink* rather than the target entiity.
Common Examples of Cluon Particles: Verified Facts, Truth, Principles, Morality, Firm Beliefs.
Google link for those interested in more info.
Disclaimer: This entire thread and this post may be bogus. You've been warned.