I have never game

False

I have never been tied to a four poster bed
 
True

I have never had a quickie during work.
 
true

I have never been intimate with a co-worker (working with at the time)
 
False. Twice. BAD GODDAMN IDEA.

I have never eaten kangaroo.
 
False.

I have never flown in a hot air balloon
 
True.

I have never gone bungee jumping.
 
True

I have never refused a direct order
 
So very false.

I have never smashed a car with a blunt object.
 
False. Cotswold screwdriver*

I have never had a CB fitted to my car.



*aka hammer
 
True.

I have never had naked lady mud flaps on any vehicle I have ever been in.
 
False.

I have never walked under a ladder with a black cat and stepped on a crack.
 
oddly, false.

I have never been gored by a bull.
 
True

I have never patted a lion
 
True.

I have never been eaten by a shark.
 
True

I have never been spear fishing
 
False

I have never shot a bear
 
True.

I have never fired a gun.
 
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