I have never game

[ashspet]

False.

I have never screwed up doing the office sweeps for Melbourne Cup (several hundred people, several thousand $s and as many sweeps as I could sell)

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never played poker.

 

[ashspet]

False. For matches, money and clothes.

I have never cut a tree down that landed on a house.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

True

i have never finished reading Lord of the Rings

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never set fire to a house by accident.

 

[ashspet]

True. Not fire. Smoke, no fire.

I have never jumped up and down in the back of a ute with a bunch of people until the suspension broke.

 

[Zesty]

True. (But I have fallen out of the tray of a ute and into a huge mud puddle 'cause I was absolutely hammered)

I have never been so angry that I came after someone with a table raised above my head.

 

[ashspet]

True. It was a chair.

I have never rolled a car.

 

[Zesty]

True.

I have never tried to open a portal to the underworld by ominously chanting the Latin names of birds. (QI FTW!)

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never managed to raise the dead.

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never sacrificed an animal.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never believed in the ouija board.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

True

I have never been able to pronounce ouija correctly

 

[ashspet]

False

I have never cast a voodoo spell on anyone

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never gone grave digging.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

True

i have never attempted to raise the dead.

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never punched a monkey.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never been spat on by a camel

 

[jedd_kenobi]

True

i have never had bird crap land on me.

 

[skidd]

False.

I have never been attacked by a woodchuck.