teletubby-warrior
Da Superfan
The NL West is going to be crazy.
Slim to none at this point. Dusty is retarded, but even he can't cost them a spot in the playoffs.Odds of a Cincinatti implosion?
Under a headline that said "A new book certain to be a best seller" was the fake book title: "How to Finish Near Last Place with the Highest Payroll in the League."
The release said: "Read in Jim Hendry's own words how the Chicago Cubs managed to finish near the bottom of the National League Central; Division with the highest payroll in the National League."
It also said the chapters included:
"Why I signed Milton Bradley!"
"Why I released Casey McGehee only to see him hit 20 home runs and drive in nearly 100 runs for a division rival!"
"Why I hired former Pittsburgh general manager Dave Littlefield, the man who helped make the Pirates what they are today, as my special assistant!"
"How I botched the recall of Micah Hoffpauir from our minor league team in Iowa by losing track of the number of days that he was in the minors!"
"Why I signed players to long-term contracts with limited trade options!"
The release ended with the sentence: "Reserve your copy today!"
Hendry is not in Milwaukee for the road trip. The Cubs had no comment on the alleged joke. About three dozen copies were inserted alongside the Cubs and Brewers press notes.
I saw that a few days ago; it's just sad all around...(Yes, people in glass houses, yada yada yada, but damned if I didn't laugh. )
Freaking fair-weather fans...Thread's dead because its locked up so early and all our teams are on the outside looking in. :/
What? Where are you getting this?Ozzie may be leaving town and LaRussa looks like he's going to be gone as well. I'm absolutely devastated about both pieces of news.....
I assume you mean La Russa? He hasn't come and said he's gone, but it's not really up to him at this point; there are rumors all over the place from respectable sources. The FO has reportedly questioned him a lot lately and his contract is up. (Rasmus fiasco, Ludwick trade, direction of the team, etc.)What? Where are you getting this?
I'm on the Rockies/Rays bandwaggon for the time being just to try to make shit interesting.
The Rays are fun because it proves that small market teams with no following can succeed with smart coaching, even if nobody shows up to their games.
Why didn't you?I was just reminded of a date I went on in college. The conversation turned to sports and the girl claimed to love baseball and said she was a fan of the Red Sox and Yankees. I took all the resolve I had not to leave at that very moment.
Why didn't you?