I have never game

False.

I have never set a bear trap
 
True.

I have never set off a mouse trap.
 
False. Mouse trap car for physics in high school. Yeah. Almost ouch.

I have never made a car powered by rainbows and unicorn jizz.
 
True

I have never had a job as a unicorn jizz collector
 
Fa...true :shifty:

I have never used the unicorn jizz to crossbreed it with robots and make a robot unicorn that jumps and dashes.
 
True

i have never used Unicorn jizz to be the power source of my own personal army of robots, send them out to conquer the world and installing myself as the head of the new world order.
 
False, that was 2 days ago.

I have never done the same thing but with rhino jizz.
 
True

I have never had an in depth discussion on the difficulties of the collection and storage of either rhino or unicorn jizz.
 
True

I have never had the personal need to consider the method of collecting said rhino jizz.
 
True

I have never had to use one of those REALLY long rubber gloves used by vets
 
False. Cleaning out an old refrigerator at my old job that apparently contained pickled human body parts that everyone forgot about.

I have never been quarantined.
 
False.

I have never been accused of being French.
 
True.

I have never accidentally France.
 
True

I have never turned to stone
 
True.

I have slayed a Dragon.
 
Do Dragonflies count? No? Then False.

I have never got the hang of shorthand.
 
True, its like reading klingon

I have never written something down on a piece of paper and then remembered where i put it.
 
False. I'm pretty good at that.

I have never managed to find missing sock world!
 
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