The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

[narf]

Don't use scissors with wire.

 

[leviathan]

I've had that on my two Philips razors as well, and I think on one of the old phone chargers... never got the reason behind it (why would I want to cut the wire in the first place?).

 

[NecroJoe]

What I want to know is...where can I buy a necktie shredder? Every time I go neck tie shredder shopping, all I see are shredders with this logo:

Nothin' but shredders that specificlly exclude neck ties.

I've got a backlog of ties that need shredding, and nowhere to turn!

 

[Lupin_IV]

^ They won't let me shred this pile of old gloves either.

 

[LP]

Don't use scissors with wire.

I must be stupid, because I still don't get the joke.

We have those signs on like most electrical devices here in the US. So when I saw this image it wasn't totally out of the blue. Nameen?

Yes people are that stupid.

 

[Buffy_09]

They suuuuuuuure are:

 

[Matt2000]

^:lol: and the fish one.

 

[narf]

We have those signs on like most electrical devices here in the US. So when I saw this image it wasn't totally out of the blue. Nameen?

Yes people are that stupid.

First time for me.

 

[IceBone]

But... what about those allergic to peanuts? It doesn't say anything about those people.

 

[2Billion]

"What was the cause of death doctor?"
"He was just too pedantic."

 

[IceBone]

I'm sure there have been lawsuits because people got an allergic reaction to eating peanuts, because they thought it was ok, since the warning only warned them of nuts.

 

[FruityLexia]

"Not suitable for nut and sesame allergy sufferers...."

I believe it does.

 

[IceBone]

Peanuts are not nuts.

 

[FruityLexia]

To the general population they know no different.

 

[IceBone]

But they're legumes! Like peas and beans!

Anyway...


https://pic.armedcats.net/i/ic/icebone/2010/11/22/305601_legs_20that_20just_20wouldn_27t_20quit.jpg

 

[Cryptopygia]

What I want to know is...where can I buy a necktie shredder? Every time I go neck tie shredder shopping, all I see are shredders with this logo:
*snip*

Nothin' but shredders that specificlly exclude neck ties.

I've got a backlog of ties that need shredding, and nowhere to turn!

There you go: find a proper shredder...

 

[Ramseus]

To the general population they know no different.

Except for the people with a peanut allergy...

 

[BlaRo]

BlaRo?

 

[That American Girl]

Awesome!

 

[racingfan1]

[geek]
Alderaan doesn't have a uniform weather system, so the forecast would be wrong for most of the planet. You'd need to make the forecast for a city, like Aldera.
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