Misquote the person above you

[LP]

Bad idea.....

But why?

 

[ashspet]

But still .....

I know, it's not going to stop you

 

[LP]

Don't stop....BELIEVIN'

Hold on to the feelin'

 

[ashspet]

Always hatin'

Only sometimes.

 

[LP]

Someday, somehow, gonna make it alright but not right now

Now sing the above line like you've got a chain-smoking frog in your throat.

 

[ashspet]

My frog smoked my stash!

You shouldn't have hidden it under the lilly pad

 

[lws1984]

You shouldn't have hidden it under the mattress pad

You only read it for the articles, right?

 

[ashspet]

I don't read the articles?

But that's my Playgirl!

 

[shellygrrl]

That's my playboy!

What?! SHARE, DAMMIT!

 

[ashspet]

What? I can't see! Read to me.

Once upon a time, in the woods, there was a tree.

 

[LP]

Once upon a whore there was some wood.

Oh dear...

 

[shellygrrl]

Who has wood?

Lumberjacks, obviously.

 

[PaperBiro]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
She's a lumberjack and she's okay
She sleeps all night and she works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
She cuts down trees...
She's a lumberjack...
...

Hello lumberjack!

 

[ashspet]

Hello lumberjack!

Hello

 

[shellygrrl]

Goodbye

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!

 

[LP]

Das boot!

 

[ashspet]

Is it wrong that I play with the tongue of my boot?

Only if it's with a similar part of your anatomy

 

[shellygrrl]

Ewww! You wank with your boot?!

What's been read cannot be unread.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

What has been read will not always be remembered.

try reading War & Peace and Lord of the Rings and remember everything.

 

[ashspet]

Run Spot Run.

Run to the ball?