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I have never swum in a pool of chocolate
 
True.

I have never gotten trapped in quicksand.
 
True

I have never been stranded on an island.
 
True

I have never been stranded in a shopping mall
 
True

I have never had the place where I live flooded
 
True.

I have never lived in an area that was hit by a natural disaster.
 
False

I have never dyed my hair orange
 
True.

I have never used fake tan.
 
False.

I have never used a sun bed
 
True.

I have never waxed my body hair.
 
False

I have never had a store bought pedicure
 
True.

I have never had a manicure.
 
False.

I have never cut my toenails with a bowie knife
 
True.

I have never shaved with a cut throat razor.
 
True

I have never blessed a car
 
True.

I have never named a boat.
 
True

I have never named a dog
 
True.

I have named a cat.
 
False.

I have named a horse.
 
False.

I have never named a child.
 
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