Alphabetical Conversation

Might smite down upon you with great anger and furious vengeance.
 
Now with the vengeance? Is it not a bit late for that?
 
Oh, but you see, my vengeance will come when you least expect it.
 
Ponder that I'm sure you will, but for now I shall sleep. With one eye open. Just in case.
 
Quick I will be, too quick for you stop me.
 
Righty-o that sounds like a challenge.
 
Surely then you have a death wish.
 
Time will tell
 
Unlikely.
 
Very likely in fact. Every day I survive is less of a wish
 
Why is that?
 
x - can't be arsed looking something up.
 
You are too lazy.
 
zephyr is a wind, a car and a song

and yes, I am
 
And we need to do something about that, I think.
 
Cos I said so, that's why.
 
Don't think I want to.
 
Exactly the problem, you are unwilling to make changes.
 
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