I have never game

True.

I have never been headbutted.
 
False. By a horse. Bloody nose and everything.

I have never gone over a waterfall in a barrell
 
True.

I have never had a death wish.
 
False.

I have never been struck by lightning
 
True.

I have never been caught in a storm.
 
False (recently in a paddock, trying to put rugs on horses, could not see 15 feet ahead because of the water sheeting out of the sky, had to sort of half shelter under horse's neck/chest for a little protection before it eased enough that I could try and head for the gate. No point trying to not get wet by then. 100% soaked through in about 15 seconds)

I have never had a car hail damaged
 
True.

I have been a victim of car jealousy vandalism. (Some arsehole keyed an Impreza WRX STi, that I had on test.)
 
False. But then I've never had a really good car.

I have never drooled on a Zonda
 
False.

I have been closer to a Zonda than ashspet.
 
True :(

I have never conducted industrial espionage.
 
True.

I have never made pottery.
 
False, did some in school wasn't that good.

I have never been shot at.
 
By a real gun? True. Paint ball, nerf guns and the like, false.

I have never made a fruit cake.
 
Don't think so. Could be wrong though.

I have never met Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 
True

I have never been catatonic
 
True.

I have never been dead.
 
True

I have never had 100% totally awesome internets at my fingertips
 
False.

I have never been without lots of awesome tech.
 
False.

I have never put a car through the back wall of a garage
 
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