Clarkson: some say joke from china fans 01.08 new

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some say his favourite car have 30 gears,and none of them goes forward

after run 27 red lights,17 streets,hundreds polices put gun on him,and him realize him can;t fix all four flat tires in time,it is first time he learn how to break

some say he recently married james Ferrari 430's tank,and he threat james he is only one who can fill his wife

01.05
some say he fancy his coffee not with milk or sugar ,but big content of Viagra,and he would;t go to your home for a dinner unlese you service him chicken feather

some say when he drive only based on view of right rearview mirror,and he would;t stop at road to help you unless you can tell his nick name:slap me at bottom.

some say his only super power is live on mars but he can never get there

01.06

some say he related to everyone of the whole world,and a little bit of kangaroo. and toyota give him a bit number check ask him not to drive or even go neer any toyota,bcz toyota car will bang over immediately

some say after long time prostitution he already grew out two asshole ,three vaginas and only half penis,all we know he is not stig,he is third person on stig's to castrate list,he's member ID of this fourm is:cowboy,and after whoredom stig ask this cowboy his 2 dollor prostitution money back

so here is what cowboy said after he saw my thead:

cowboy:Quote Originally Posted by Cowboy View Post
WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

IS.

THIS.

SHIT.

????.


some say reply:why i raped your mother and make you this impious son,did stig's sperm finally arrived your brain?i just simple what to share some jokes with everybody ,but now you really piss me off,you professional blow job giver

cowboy:Quote Originally Posted by Cowboy View Post
I did, and I'm still not sure what I'm looking at.....

I think we can safely assume the following :

A : OP is either brilliant at trolling, or his engrish is even worse then mine

B : OP stutters

C : OP does not comprehend an edit or delete button, while he seems to grasp the concept of a quote button.....only to late

D : OP responds ALOT

E : I need a beer, but I can't have one because I need to go to the dentist later.

F : I'm not sure if point E is relevant.

some say reply:look what this prostitute did,did you run out of you prostitute time or meet some giant cock and avulsion you asshole?did you related to nazi or what?

A : OP is either brilliant at trolling, or his engrish is even worse then mine
it is a "than" not "then",mr so called good at enlish
enlish is not my mother tongue ,i already try very hard to learn,i don;t know why this bother you.

B:son...son..son of bitch,,,,,,ma,,, ma,,mother fucker,,,,,dirty language from stutters,how fancy it that

C : it is first time i send thread at foreign fourm,not so clear about it,i don;t know why this bother you either,you masturbator
first time i fuck you mother i go your mother's ear,your mother did mind,why you?

D : so what?i respectthem,unlike you ,where administrator of this fourm,who let this fucking dog out

E:i am sure why you need to see you dentist bcz you give your mother's cow a blow job

F:f is relevant to you,you want to know which word it is?

don;t think chinese can;t shit,we can shit you and all your family head off.before i though maybe some foreigners clear than chinese garbage man,now i see those some foreigners only deserve lick chinese garbage man's shoe and asshole,i shock by how low them IQ are


01.07

some say:under his uniform there is a air cyclic system be between noise and the anus,and some time he did took off his uniform bcz it is also his favorite air doll

some say:he classify every material and every thing happend on universe to two category:can copulation and never copulation, all we know is james may definitely in the can copulation category

01.08

some say:his second best threesome experience was with alien and predator,and first best was with alien and half predator

version 2.0:some say:his second best threesome experience was with the Hulk and voldemort,and first best was with dead the Hulk and dead voldemort

some say:his mouth is actually a uterus,and you will never speak 5 words in fornt him,otherwise him will be pregnant,all we know he is not stig,but unfortunately he is my grandson cowboy of this fourm

Ps?i apologize i use rude langues here,only bcz somebody else rude first
 
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I like china - you can drink tea from a tea cup and brew a pot of tea in a tea pot, keep your sugar in a sugar bowl and milk in a milk jug.

or. ...

The most powerful nation in the world!
 
Jolly good jokes there.

Do you have any "Confucius say..." gems to share with us?
 
I wondered if we'd ever get a forum member from China. Welcome to Finalgear! :)
 
some say his favourite car have 30 gears,and none of them goes forward

after run 27 red lights,17 streets,hundreds polices put gun on him,and him realize him can;t fix all four flat tires in time,it is first time he learn how to break

some say he recently married james Ferrari 430's tank,and he threat james he is only one who can fill his wife

:lmao:
 
I wondered if we'd ever get a forum member from China. Welcome to Finalgear! :)

Looking at the post count and the content of the OP I call Tlorr.

Wishes he had 'Shop skills to create oriental Trollface.
 
He probably risks imprisonment simply by posting here. It doesn't seem to me like he has much incentive to troll.
 
some say he recently married james Ferrari 430's tank,and he threat james he is only one who can fill his wife

Damn! I was going to make that joke...
 
whoa, where did this thread come from :lol:
 
Is he : One of the famous Chinese DoS attack hackers perhaps? As has been said anyone else would risk their goolies posting here me thinks.
 
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