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Desperately looking for a title
Of course, my first instinct was to copy/paste the paragraph off wikipedia pertaining to this particular scam and say "Suck it bitch" but that would have probably made him angry.
Nice move. The P-P-P-Powerbook guy mysteriously disappeared after said rebuttal. Just politely saying you're no longer interested in the whatever he's offering is the smartest move to make.