Alphabetical Conversation

[Lightning Count]

Zut alors as you would say.

 

[ashspet]

Alchemy was supposed to give me the power to turn lead into gold. At the moment, I can't even get the cheese to stick to the toast...

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Beans!

 

[ashspet]

Can you really improve cheese on toast with beans?

 

[Lightning Count]

Don't you give me beans, or I will send them back, hate them.

 

[ashspet]

Everyone hates beans. Well, at least those with taste do.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Flippin' 'eck! Wotchoo got against baked beans on toast?

 

[ashspet]

Gack! gross!

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Holy hell! The wedding's off!

 

[ashspet]

Indeed. At least I won't have to keep buying air freshener

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Just your shopping. My life in tatters, and all you care about is your shopping

 

[ashspet]

Know thee that living in sin can be a lot more fun? And something I intend to do just to piss off my rather Catholic family.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Lasciviously licking labia, looking longingly and lustfully up at luscious lips. That kind of sin?

 

[ashspet]

Maybe. But I was thinking more of elbows on the dinner table, not saying please or thank you and not going to church.

Oh wait....

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Not possible to get your elbows on the table when you're underneath it

 

[ashspet]

Oh, it takes a bit to drink me under the table.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Perhaps I wasn't even thinking about alcohol.

 

[ashspet]

Quite some interesting thoughts you have there.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Really? We should explore them sometime

 

[ashspet]

Sure, book a meeting, we'll do an agenda, set some Key Performance Indicators and benchmarks. Then take it to Committee and see what input they have towards client focussed outcomes.