I have never game

[ashspet]

Probably false. Although not intentionally.

I have never grown frogs from tadpoles.

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never blown up a bullfrog.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never had a tv program made about me

 

[Scott]

True

I have never performed as a stand-up comedian

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never performed as a snake charmer

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

True.

I have never run naked through the streets when sober.

 

[Lightning Count]

False, it was a park late at night.

I have never streaked at a sports event.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never mooned a policeman

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never peed in a policeman's hat. (pregnant women interesting are still allowed to do this due to some ancient law the no-one bothered to change.)

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never thrown up in a taxi

 

[LeMans GTR]

True, but I have thrown up in a car but it was into a brown bag so it was fine


I have never been on TV

 

[ashspet]

False

I have never had discrimination charges laid against me

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never been accused of slander.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

True.

I have never been in court.

 

[ashspet]

False.

I have never owned a dog

 

[LP]

True . I wanna puppy.

I have never owned a giraffe.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Fa... cking silly one, LP :lol: True, of course.

I have never thought LP was so silly until now

 

[skidd]

False. He's always good for a laugh.

I have never gotten so pissed I punched the monitor.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

False.

I have seriously thought about chucking the monitor through the window. On several occasions.

 

[ashspet]

True. Many times.

I have never taken a hammer to a HDD, only because I couldn't find a hammer fast enough.