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All new The Celebrity Apprentice starts this Sunday at 9pm on NBC.
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It better be the 2 hour format. :mad:

As usual, I have no real idea who these people are...


LaToya Jackson.
Lisa Rinna.
Nene Leakes.
Lil Jon.
Star Jones.
Richard Hatch.
Mark McGrath.
Jose Conseco.
Dionne Warwick.
David Cassidy.
Meat Loaf.
Gary Busey.
 
New season premiered last night....thoughts?

I think we should get some epic fights. Gary Busey will be amusing, and I like Lisa Rinna. Marlee Matlin, and those 2 other hotties for obvious reasons (one's a model, one's a playmate). Richard Hatch is awful
 
That preview was interesting, Meat Loaf flipping the fuck out on Gary Busey?
 
Weird opening.
Can they give the money to Gary Busey?
Wow 5:15 until La Toya mentioned Michael.
You can't go up against the deaf chick.
Lil Jon looks like Magnitude... pop pop.
You can't bring a fucking dog.
ASAP? Seriously?
I dunno who Richard is, but he's a cunt.
Who the fuck puts Dionne on the cash machine?
Crying over Meatloaf? :blink:
Hang the fuck on, the guy who's charity it is, donates $1000... to himself? (Assuming that team wins.)
That guy that donated $40,000 for 40 pizzas is the bank guy who donated money to Piers.
David if shes a TV and movie star, she leaves more than a $1000. <_<
I'm no genius... hense why I love the Apprentice. But if those two deliveries were that important, send somone in a fucking taxi.
I want Busey to be PM.
"Ok Little John" :lol:
We've gone from S-Classes to some kind of Cadillac. :(

He fired the right guy.


p.s. The preview, someone brought in a million dollars? Lil Jon?
 
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No, In the opener. Then the Don says something like "This is the biggest pot, in Apprentice history"
 
I dunno who Richard is, but he's a cunt.
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A rather accurate description. For the non-Americans, Richard Hatch (same name but thankfully not the bloke from original BSG) is best known for winning the inaugural season of Survivor whilst being completely naked, and then going to jail for not paying his taxes.
 
Ugh not Eric.
I wouldn't trust Richard to buy me a newspaper.
Ok I get it, the deaf chicks deaf, stop milking it.
La Toya the lion... La Toya the pug is more accurate.
Jose gotta go.
Ok deaf chick, now you stop milking it.
Meatloaf shoulda asked him to take those fucking sunglasses off indoors.
If I ever have the misfortune of meeting Lisa Rinna... bitch is gonna lose that arm.
I haven't seen Hope do anything or seen her at all.
"Written by Star Jones and Team A.S.A.P" Is she out of her fucking mind?
"Created by Dione Warwick" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The pug crying was funny.
"I love the chicken" ;)
Backbone was awful.
FFS now Meatloafs crying.
Star is a two faced cunt.
FFS he's crying again.
"I wear my heart on my sleeve" He pointed to the wrong side. :lol:
"People tell me shes a legend... well i'm deaf." :lol:
Dionnes gotta go.
Amandas always pretending to write in that diary.
Adrian always manages the look-to-camera. :cool:

Wrong person fired.
 
It was in the news that Richard Hatch is being sent back to prison. Idiot still doesn''t want to pay his damn taxes.

Dionne is a nasty old bitch. How long will it take before she understands that the translator is speaking for Marlee, not himself. I was sad to see Lisa Rinna go, I've liked her for a long time (yeah, I watch Days of our Lives)
 
Thanks for reminding me, i almost forgot about it :p

Now i gotta catch up with these 2 episodes.
 
I'm definitely looking forward to next week. Gary Busey as Project Manager: How hard can it be?
 
Niki Taylor really kept it classy. Feel bad for her. Gary Busey won...OMG.
 
"Sweety" :lol: Not the first word that comes to mine about Busey.
Stars a cunt.
Nene's annoying and correct.
Yay my Ivanka's back.
I'd saw one of the campers side walls off.
"Well, i'm black, I ain't never slept outside." :lol:
Meatloaf nicely thrown Gary under the bus.
"My heart to your heart is free" :blink:
and there she is taking over again. Well done Nene.
Fuck it, let Gary throw himself under the bus. There's no way he could win in the boardroom.
Dionne has to be next weeks PM, assuming she doesn't go this week.
Jose shut the fuck up.
I hate everyone this year.
Again the Playboy chick, haven't seen her once.
Dionne stfu.
Fuck me, they tried buying the store.
It's $400 use your own money.
Ok no more Playboy chick. she's an idiot.
Ivanka talking behind Garys back, he walked in. :lol:
This is the easiest task in Apprentice history.
McGrath is not a panic-er, he's playing the boardroom game. "Well I was worried so I told everyone how badly it was going"
Now I don't want to sound like a total and utter cunt, but deaf chick needs to stop talking.
"What do you mean you don't know what the theme is? We're camping." <_<
I want to throw Star under a real bus.
Dude you don't video the PM, lack of respect and I think The Donald will take you out.
It took 7 people per-team an TWO days to create that? There was an hours work there, at the most.
FFS these idiots couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
McGrath reminds me or a greasy timeshare salesman.
Don JR has never camped.
Nikki you stupid bitch, always blame someone. Her voice tone is fucking irritating.
Busey showing Marcus around the RV was epic. :lol:
The motor on the TV, sounded like a $4.99 ebay job.
Star is still a two faced bitch.
Amanda's lazier than Jose, but shes soo hot. :mrgreen:
You stupid fucking cunt... it is never your fault Nikki.

I paused this episode 1400 times, I hate them all so much. Not one person has any charisma or leadership skills.
Wow I ranted a little too much. :p
 
Dionnes pure venom, I wish Omarosa was here, she'd deal with her.
"We lost against Gary Busey, are you kidding me?" :lol:
Same task as last year. :(
LaToya looks like a train wreck.
I give it 2 minutes until he starts singing "Yeah, yeah, yeah"
Jose is not that stupid surely?
I didn't realise aliens used ethernet ports.
:lol: Ok Lil Jon you win, Meatloaf laughing constantly.
Hope is an idiot and still does nothing, not even talk.
Again, I'm aware you're deaf and feel for you... but every fucking time, "This should be deaf, that should be deaf" <_<
Ok, i'm warming to Nene.
Dionne was useless at shopping at Camping World, why send her to the prop house?
Backbone are always messing about and having a laugh and the task just falls into place. :lol: They won't lose this one.
Of course John Rich doesn't like it, he's a country and western singer.
FFS why is Dionne in the advert?
Grrrrr the reason you were given the job as timekeeper is because you couldn't see.
No it's not the first time someone has refused to tell you anything Ivanka. Vincent Pastore said she was a girl and would tell the girls everything.
40 years of acting? I've seen him in Under Siege and nothing else.
Dionne walked out, throw that bitch under the bus. You need a break? You did nothing.
Star is still playing the game correctly.
"Pause points for applause." What a cunt.
The 16 year old, erm looked weird.
ASAP's has been done a billion times over.
Boom and theres your "Yeah" My timing was out. :mrgreen:
Dionnes nice in the boardroom... cunt. <_<
Hope and La Toya gotta go.
 
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Richard Hatch can't be faulted for bringing in the least amount of money. Lil' Jon, Mark McGrath, Meat Loaf, and Gary Busey are about 100 times more famous than he is....and they each only brought in between 10-20k (according to what was said in the boardroom).
 
Wow interesting task... apart from the hats.
"A sizable donation" So twenty thousand dollars?
Aww no Ivanka. :(
Marlee is a cunt.
Busey making art. :lol:
Hang on, she fucks LaToya over and then asks for Jackson memorabilia?
That Jose heart-to-heart was soooo forced.
Glad Jose went, just preferred if he was fired.
"I bought those motherfucking sponges!!!" :lol:
I'd have started laughing if I were Gary.
He walks back in. :lol:
:blink: No fucking way, Meatloaf fucked up.
"I'm putting a glove on it for my brother" STFU
Nene is the best one.
Busey painting looked like a 4 year old did it.
Meatloaf drinking game, down a shot every fucking time he cries like a bitch.
"Meatloaf excelled to the level of dancing on a rainbow with no fear... and no doubt." :blink:
2 and a half hours in traffic? :|
John helped Trace out season 1, of course he'd give you money.
The country boys with $470k erm, why not 500?
La Toya threw her under the bus, well done.
The translator looks like Gilbert Gottfried.
Wow $986k, didn't know Marlee had it in her.
Whys Gilbert crying?
Get rid of a member of Backbone, ladies.
Wow well done Marlie.
Ok Hopes gotta go this week.
 
Mix the teams
Yay Ivanka.
What a rubbish task.
Throw her under the bus, girls.
"You ever seen a pirate movie where they're putting on suntan lotion?" :lol:
I bet ?5 La Toya encorporates the Jackson 5.
Ugh the worlds dullest task. It's suntan lotion ffs.
Hope: "I'll be gold."
LaToya: "I think just the models" As pointless as she is, shes a fucking Playmate you idiot.
Star could have gotten the banners as freebees.
3 tonnes of sand? :lol:
The sand van. :blink:
If the girls win... :|
The models on the guys team, looked like highly abused hookers.
Gary fucked up.
La Toyas tits are massive. :blink:
Ok Nene is my winner.
You're an idiot Mark, throwing yourself under the bus.
Whoa, how the fuck did the girls win?
Also they ruined it in the "coming up" where Mark talks shit about Gary. :(
"Now you can apologise to La Toya"
"No" :lol:
I hope Gary stays.
Imagine waking up with Busey sat on the edge of your bed. :blink:
Go Busey. :cool:
Meatloafs gonna be pissed. :lol:


p.s. "You ever seen a pirate movie where they're putting on suntan lotion?" He was right. :mrgreen:
 
I have a feeling Busey's going this week.
We're way overdue a team mixup.
"That Gary Busey is gonna send all your asses home one-by-one" :lol:
Ugh you need to shut the fuck up about Michael.
This task has disaster written all over it. :mrgreen:
"You wanna see my impersonation of a cat?" :lol:
Gary has multiple personalities, one minute he makes you laugh and then he's a serial killer.
He won the camping task, by being super relaxed. Might work again.
La Toyas one ugly fuck.
:lol: Meatloaf picking Lil Jon and leaving John with Gary.
No Hope, you're the most pointless and the weakest link.
Poor Meatloaf.
"Growing up we had personal chefs" <_<
"Do you live in America? Thats what we do, cook hamburgers."
Lil Jon could be fired for not using initiative.
All Star does, is fuck about on Powerpoint.
Ivanka lauged when Busey dropped the paper and then went immidiently straight faced. :lol:
Again the deaf chick annoys me.
The raffle audience idea, was a good one.
"We're decided not to cook the items, during our presentation." :blink: Thats the task, you dumb cunt.
"Oh my gosh, she's trying to do the Michael Jackson on me." :lol: Nene has to win.
Ugh deaf chick please stop talking. Please just use Gilbert Gottfried.
John quit whining.
Not once has Hope had the girls out. <_<
ASAP was beyond QVC cheesy.
They didn't take the shit sack out of the lobster.
Fuck me, Backbone pulled the presentation off. Gary was fantastic... kite aside. *Claps.
I think Backbone won.
Aww I was wrong.
"All those that are quiet are really not." :lol: La Toyas face.
Gary should show up next task. Pretend nothing happened. :cool:
 
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