I have never game

False. But bitch fight worked just fine.

I have never donated an organ
 
True.

I have never loved a man. (Hey, don't blame me for this one, blame Aretha! As soon as she came on I knew I had to post it :p)
 
False. I love all my fellow man. I just keep it buried deep down.

I have never physically harmed anyone I consider my enemy.
 
True enemies? True. Although I have a plan for a particularly nasty one.

I have never sabotaged a computer
 
A man will die from many cuts and much salt, some acid, some long hot needles and a poker or two. It will take a long time.

I have never blown up a fuse box
 
False. She scares me regularly

I have never lived in a house with a pool.
 
True

I have never been rock climbing
 
False.

I have never snuck into a Sikh Gurdwara with a hidden camera.
 
True

I have never snuck into a movie theatre without a ticket
 
True. (Jedd, you're back!)

I have never literally lifted a shop.
 
True

I have never roasted a pig
 
False, not hungry right now.

I have never left a restaurant without paying.
 
True, but someone else did.

I have never hired a solicitor
 
False, had to after my accident.

I have never seen a divorce lawyer.
 
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