REVIEW: Glac?au VitaminWater Zero Drive & VitaminWater Zero Glow
Written by Marvo | March 23, 2011
Ugh. I don?t know whether my bladder and mind can take drinking anymore VitaminWater flavors.
Because of my excessive VitaminWater consumption, I?ve been having dreams that involve me standing at a public restroom urinal and peeing a rainbow. Standing at the urinal next to me is the Double Rainbow guy, who?s also peeing a rainbow. Because there isn?t a divider between the urinals, we stare at each other?s rainbow and then we look into each other?s eyes and simultaneously say, ?Cross the streams.?
I scoot over a little bit at my urinal to make room for him, and without stopping his rainbow, he moves over to my urinal, spraying some of his rainbow onto the floor. When we both end up peeing into the same urinal, we cross our streams and he says the six words that made him famous, ?Whoa. Double rainbow all the way.? I jump up and down with glee, causing me to spray some of my rainbow on the floor, wall, and on the Double Rainbow guy, who, after this happens, pulls out his iPhone and enters a new definition for the term ?rainbow showers? into Urban Dictionary.
Then Dr. Egon Spengler busts into the restroom and tells us to not cross streams, but we continue to do so, and as a result, we?re all sent to an alternate universe where there?s no color. Then, the Kool-Aid man breaks through a brick wall and yells the two words that made him famous, ?Oh yeah!? He?s followed by Bob Ross who also says, ?Oh yeah? but more calmly. Then, Bob Ross uses his magical brushes and paint palette to bring color to the alternate universe, saving the day.
Then, I wake up and go take a leak, which is, sadly, just one color.
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