Hidden_Hunter
Needs more IceBone
- Joined
- Oct 7, 2006
- Messages
- 8,612
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
- Car(s)
- '13 BMW 125i, '26 Buick Standard Six
Same as mine only much smaller. ? ->
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Same as mine only much smaller. ? ->
I've managed to jam the song of the Knights of the Round Table from Monty Python and the Holy Grail into my head.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? :lol:
This guy who designed this SHITTTTTAAASTIC website, wanted me to put his name as the original designer of the website (I'm the new webmaster). He requested it in such a rude fashion that I responded like yes sure I'll do it, and never got to it. He was desperate and censured me through emails that I need to do my work and that he needs this for his resume.
I'm like bitch you fucking read "Baby's first webpage" and diarrhea'd into a god damned notepad file and uploaded that shit. The entire fucking site sits in 1 index.html file, even though it's separated by multiple tabs. Worst coding ever. To the point where when I had to make a small little change just now to some code, the nav bar stopped working. Fuck your resume. He's an IT guy and couldn't code anything, I wouldn't trust him with scissors.
He got what he deserved because he decided to hack in to the site and do it himself. He got massively censured by some of the big-ups after I revealed the way he came off in his emails.
I'm not worried anymore though as we had a professional designer design and code the new version of our site and it looks effing amazing. I can't wait to check out the code and work on it. It should be up tomorrow evening.
I was hoping to make one myself but with actual work I had no time.
You are not going to link us to said website to laugh at?
In other news, how are only my knuckles inflamed? How does that work body WTF.
Eh I work in IT and I can't code for shit. :/
My work is done on the networking side and smooth running of operations though.
'Ahh, might watch an episode of Futurama...*picks random episode*...oh goddamn, did it have to be Jurassic Bark?'
This guy who designed this SHITTTTTAAASTIC website, wanted me to put his name as the original designer of the website (I'm the new webmaster). He requested it in such a rude fashion that I responded like yes sure I'll do it, and never got to it. He was desperate and censured me through emails that I need to do my work and that he needs this for his resume.
I'm like bitch you fucking read "Baby's first webpage" and diarrhea'd into a god damned notepad file and uploaded that shit. The entire fucking site sits in 1 index.html file, even though it's separated by multiple tabs. Worst coding ever. To the point where when I had to make a small little change just now to some code, the nav bar stopped working. Fuck your resume. He's an IT guy and couldn't code anything, I wouldn't trust him with scissors.
He got what he deserved because he decided to hack in to the site and do it himself. He got massively censured by some of the big-ups after I revealed the way he came off in his emails.
I'm not worried anymore though as we had a professional designer design and code the new version of our site and it looks effing amazing. I can't wait to check out the code and work on it. It should be up tomorrow evening.
I was hoping to make one myself but with actual work I had no time.
I used to be ok at HTML and stuff, but haven't done it for a long time. Now playing with SQL and whatever other antiquated systems they decide to lob at me. I'm getting better, despite my protestations to the contrary.
Dammit, if i see one thing that constantly impresses me in these forums. its when i see the work that ashspet, brydie, cold_fussion, LP, paperbiro and Ze_Destructors do with codes, finances, numbers, maths and other various mind-boggling details. at times the amount of knowledge or discussions i see in #gear make me think my brain will melt just trying to understand the basic concept.
Welp... time to get out the muzzle and bludgeon.