BlaRo
Little Nudger
Congratulations! You're now legal to drive in France.
Or swim in England.
Congratulations! You're now legal to drive in France.
Or you can be a supporter for a Dutch national team.
So, I am now a proud owner of an orange hi-viz jacket:
http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo217/EatMoreAltoids/IMG_0068.jpg
WHAT DID YOU SAY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE JACKET, IT'S BLINDING ALL MY SENSES IT'S SO HI-VIZ
So I went to the barber, in an attempt to look a little bit better and feel better about myself.
This is the end result (aka what I look like now):
(snip (no pun intended))
I guess I have to learn to accept my fate, and while about 10 minutes ago I was all like "hell yeah chop that fucker off"
I hope this doesn't impair my chances of getting women to like me
Lookin' good, mate!
What? As a eunuch?
Basically: I hope this doesn't impair my chances of getting women to like me
Dude, just shave your head. Worst come to worst you end up getting a Harley and a pair of Oakley wraparound sunglasses.
At least you can still grow facial hair, right?
LP there is nothing sadder than a guy with a combover, pony tail with a shiny pate or any of those other things that bald guys in denial do. Keep it shaved as close as you can and simply look badass.
Do you want to look like this......
Or this.....
There's a difference in looks between a head shaved with a razor (which looks neo-nazi even on non-white people) or if you use the 0 mm setting on an electric hair cutter, which is what most balding intellectuals over here do...Actually unless you have a widow's peak at least or are in the military you can't shave your head without looking like some neo Nazi skinhead. I'd love to do it for the sheer ease of maintenance but I simply can't pull it off.
Actually unless you have a widow's peak at least or are in the military you can't shave your head without looking like some neo Nazi skinhead. I'd love to do it for the sheer ease of maintenance but I simply can't pull it off.