ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jun 20, 2011 #2,661 Granted. It's now Tuesday. And nothing that broke on Monday has been fixed, and it's all now in a steaming heap of melted metal. I wish that Aussie internets were better.
Granted. It's now Tuesday. And nothing that broke on Monday has been fixed, and it's all now in a steaming heap of melted metal. I wish that Aussie internets were better.
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Jun 20, 2011 #2,662 Granted, but your computers all stop working. I wish my coursework was done already.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jun 20, 2011 #2,663 Granted. By monkeys. That have a fixation with the word cock. I wish that tomorrow was lots more hours away.
Granted. By monkeys. That have a fixation with the word cock. I wish that tomorrow was lots more hours away.
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Jun 20, 2011 #2,664 Granted, but ithen you drop dead. I wish I was smarter.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jun 20, 2011 #2,665 Granted. You are now smarter than a dung beetle. I wish I were taller, I wish I was a baller....
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Jun 20, 2011 #2,666 Granted. And prom night is bomb night. I wish I'd get picked to play my song on Match of the day.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jun 21, 2011 #2,667 Granted. Now run for your life. There are quite a few people after you now. I wish that I had an electric blanket
Granted. Now run for your life. There are quite a few people after you now. I wish that I had an electric blanket
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Jun 22, 2011 #2,668 Granted. Shame about the exposed wires... bzzt! I wish I didn't have yet another meeting shortly.
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Jun 22, 2011 #2,669 Granted, you now only more meeting to go to, a meeting with your maker. I wish it wasn't raining.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jun 22, 2011 #2,670 Granted. It's now hailing hard enough to break windscreens. I wish it wasn't so late
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Jun 22, 2011 #2,671 Granted. It's only 13:57. You just have to travel a bit to get here by the time the clock ticks on. I wish I hadn't eaten quite as much...
Granted. It's only 13:57. You just have to travel a bit to get here by the time the clock ticks on. I wish I hadn't eaten quite as much...
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jun 22, 2011 #2,672 Granted. Someone stole your food, and now you have nothing. I wish that I had the ability.
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Jun 27, 2011 #2,673 Granted. I don't know what ability it is you want, but you have it. Unfortunately when you use it you let out the most rip-roaring farts. I wish I could remember my dreams.
Granted. I don't know what ability it is you want, but you have it. Unfortunately when you use it you let out the most rip-roaring farts. I wish I could remember my dreams.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jun 28, 2011 #2,674 Granted. But only the bad ones. I wish I could wriggle my nose and wishes would come true
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Jul 5, 2011 #2,675 Granted. But only for wishes for other people. And it's not your nose you have to wiggle I wish you'd wiggle it for me
Granted. But only for wishes for other people. And it's not your nose you have to wiggle I wish you'd wiggle it for me
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jul 5, 2011 #2,676 Granted. The worm is now wriggling in your ear, and he won't come out. I wish that my jobs were done for the day and I could get some sleep.
Granted. The worm is now wriggling in your ear, and he won't come out. I wish that my jobs were done for the day and I could get some sleep.
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Jul 7, 2011 #2,677 Granted. And tomorrow it starts all. Over. Again. I wish that I hadn't done that last night, 9:30 is way too late for dinner.
Granted. And tomorrow it starts all. Over. Again. I wish that I hadn't done that last night, 9:30 is way too late for dinner.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jul 7, 2011 #2,678 Granted. No dinner for you. I wish that I was immune to the flu.
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Jul 14, 2011 #2,679 Granted. But you're a carrier and have to stay away from every other person on the planet, by government order. I wish you were well.
Granted. But you're a carrier and have to stay away from every other person on the planet, by government order. I wish you were well.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Jul 14, 2011 #2,680 Granted. Nope, not killing that one. I wish I had a long holiday.