Balotelli?s Maser' Kippered

jack_christie

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The Italian ace opened the passenger door and found a sportsbag behind the seat packed with kippers. It had been lurking there for more than TWO WEEKS.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ipper-prank-ruins-Mario-Balotellis-motor.html

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ah, now i understand why that pic deserves its own thread!
 
what are kippers?
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ah, now i understand why that pic deserves its own thread!

waste of time posting in Random Thoughts.

Fixed the link in the first post.
Needless to say, the car could now be an insurance write-off because the upholstery reeks so badly of fish.

In the last year or so, Mario Balotelli has racked up ?10k in parking fines, wrecked an R8 and the list goes on...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ario-Balotelli-notches-10k-parking-fines.html
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Someone did something similar to a friend of mine, they put some mackerel under the spare wheel, when he went on honeymoon during two of the hottest weeks of summer!
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IIRC Balotelli hired a private chauffeur to ferry him around after all those tickets and wrecks.
 
Footballer? Deserves it. In fact I will happily take the Maser off him for the better of the world.
 
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