I work 250 km away from home and i got tired of staying at a crappy hostel duing the weeks so i found a small apartment to rent. When i arrive to pick up the keys (of course with a rented trailer filled with stuff), the person that owns the apartment now is like gone with the wind. A whole day of chasing ensues and in the evening i have to call the trailer company to tell them that i need to rent it another day. For this favour, they charged me two days of extra rent. Thanks, Asshole Rental Inc.
Second day, not a trace of the owner and i am about to trail my stuff back when the phone rings. Mrs Apartment Owner is at the other end, excusing herself and saying that she have been "very sick" and spent a few days in the "emergency place". But she apparently had time to visit a few friends and buy a dog while being sick. Mhm, so sorry to hear, now give me the keys and sod off. Finally, i got the keys now it's just to carry everything insi- Erm, why is the apartment filled with junk? And why does it smell like a dead skunk in here? AND WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE THESE UNHOLY STAINS ON THE FLOOR???
I'm in a war right now. It has been going on for two weeks and it will probably go on for atleast another week. The desire to whack Mrs Former Apartment Owner And Mega-Slob over the head with a shovel is so clean and true it can almost be seen as a religion at this point.