Idiots + cars = LOL

My hatred for rap far outweighs my curiosity.
 
You know you can mute the youtube, right? That's what I did...
 
no such thread as "idiot car makers" :lol:

You got a point there, BUT if we consider the manufacturer to be the idiot, then this video is fit for this thread. :p
 
NSFW language/yelling in this one.


The camera is in an SRT8 300C
 
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So my local town is turning a 4 mile stretch of road from 2 lanes to 4 lanes so right now all lanes have been shifted over as far as possible which leaves some old pavement with the yellow and white lines stripped off but the road as indentations of it there. This causes alot of drivers to be confused. The construction company also has placed 2 lane turning lights on each single lane turning intersections and two regular traffic lights. This has caused so many near collisions. Every time I'm out on this road and pass through 4 intersections, as least two of them have a confused driver going through the intersection when the turning lanes are green. I try to avoid this road as much as I can, but there's the few times I can't avoid it and I see this every time. Scary.
 
Carpark at my work
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How they managed to end up on that divider is beyond me.
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Women drivers.....
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Meanwhile, In Australia.... Happened just up the road from me, 7 cops in it when it rolled, 2 who were in the crim compartment. Basically they were trying to be funny and make it a rough ride for the 2 colleagues in the back and they took the corner a bit fast.

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Thumbs up for banana shapes!!
 
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DON'T WORRY GUYZ, I PUT MY FOOT DOWN.
 
Carpark at my work
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It's always Corollas that are involved in crashes like this. I find the fact that there were two involved in this highly amusing.

I now call any small, idiotic and/or stupid crash, especially those involving parking, 'pulling a Corolla'.

Also, regarding the rolled police car, local authorities are only allowed to use their Ranger paddy wagons when no other cars are available due to the amount of times they have rolled over. The box they put on the back of them royally screws the centre of gravity. The fact that this one happened out of them trying to be funny is laughable though, but is completely expected from NSW police.
 
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It's always Corollas that are involved in crashes like this. I find the fact that there were two involved in this highly amusing.

TopGear has covered this, real simple: people buying Corolla's aren't interested in driving and cars, so they aren't going to be very good at driving, neither will they have any interest in becoming good at it = more idiotic crashes.

I say we outlaw all cars with less then 300HP, Dieselengines under 5000cc and all forms of idiot proofing.....these people will have nothing to buy and die of starvation because they can't get to the shops = most of the worlds problems solved. :p
 
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I say we outlaw all cars with less then 300HP, Dieselengines under 5000cc and all forms of idiot proofing.....these people will have nothing to buy and die of starvation because they can't get to the shops = most of the worlds problems solved. :p

All well and good until you are run over to death by a trophy wife driving a Nissan Armada.
 
Well then don't fucking walk.....do I need to spell EVERYTHING out to you people? :p
 
Well then don't fucking walk.....do I need to spell EVERYTHING out to you people? :p

Well outside of a Mach truck you aren't going to win that battle. :p
 
Isen't an Armada just the SUV version of a Titan? Meh, I know someone with a Titan....not worried :p
Besides, with the idiot proofing removed said trophy wife will have crashed it long before she can do any harm to others.
 
Well then pray they don't move up to pimped out F650s. :p

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You don't crash that into the Earth, the Earth crashes into it.
 
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