James disMay
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Well, I found lovely lad's female doppelganger:
One looks offended, the other looks intrigued. :lol:
One looks offended, the other looks intrigued. :lol:
I have a question for those of you who are British. Who teaches your females how to dress? If the women on Top Gear are at all representative of British women at large, there exists virtually no semblance of fashion knowledge anywhere on your island. Dreadful woolen scarves (why, exactly, do so many women over there wear these hideous things?, bulk, oddly shaped and sized parkas, ridiculous knee high boots, sweater dresses, it's the 70's gone amok. Even the prettiest of ladies are guilty of this. Why? Most would be better off just wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Instead, they appear to have been dressed by blind Ozzies. Can someone explain this phenomenon to me?
Little-known fact: they are all men, hiding their adam's apples.
I have a question for those of you who are British. Who teaches your females how to dress? If the women on Top Gear are at all representative of British women at large, there exists virtually no semblance of fashion knowledge anywhere on your island. Dreadful woolen scarves (why, exactly, do so many women over there wear these hideous things?, bulk, oddly shaped and sized parkas, ridiculous knee high boots, sweater dresses, it's the 70's gone amok. Even the prettiest of ladies are guilty of this. Why? Most would be better off just wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Instead, they appear to have been dressed by blind Ozzies. Can someone explain this phenomenon to me?
I must admit that my formerly cheerful mood has been dashed, and I find myself wondering if there are any tall buildings with roof access in the area...You forgot the closing bracket. Therefore I cannot reply !
It doesn't get cold enough anywhere in England to justify this statement! If the hangar were in Scotland, perhaps you'd have a point - but it's near bloody London!There are two explanations for this, they are: British women have no fashion sense, or, it's bloody cold in that hangar in the middle of winter and anyone who has been before knows that unless they're wearing about six layers they are going to freeze to death. I'll let you pick.
You make my case so eloquently. Beautiful lady, trapped in clothes so ugly one feels compelled to set her alight.Not a audience member... Definitely distracting
You make my case so eloquently. Beautiful lady, trapped in clothes so ugly one feels compelled to set her alight.