Walked into the bathroom, washed my hands and walked out again. Had to go back and this time remembered to use the facilities.
4th time in 10 days.
Get in shower, wash body, turn off water and proceed to dry off.
Stop and think, didn't wash my hair.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU.
Note to self; no matter how many times I plip the keyless locking on my car, it isn't going to unlock the goddamned house.
OH BOY do I ever have a good one. I went to go have a glass of water so I go to the cabinet for something to put it in...
Grab a paper plate. It took me until I got to the water bottle to pour it in before realizing that it wasn't a glass.
Put my laptop on my desk, plugged it in, and came back two hours later to see that the battery charge has plummeted. Wondering why the F it wasn't charging, I give the power plug a bit of a shove. Still nothing. Wait, did I put it in the right hole? Oh durr, you can't charge a laptop through the phone line socket.