Stig Introduction Competition

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Some say that he was brought up by birds, and that he is ashamed of the moon, (weird face), all we know is that he's called the stig.
 
Some say he lost his virginity to a cylinder bore at age 5, others say he uses a 255lph fuel pump to consume his morning frosted flakes ... ! :lol:
 
Some say he ingests only foods with three vowels and that he is afraid of the sound that a stapler makes. All we know is, that he's called the Stig.
 
Some people say his feet are made of rubber and he thinks the Bugatti Veyron is slow, all we know is, hes called the STIG
 
Some people say automatic transmissions make him cry, and gnats form a halo around his head. All we know is, he called the STIG.
 
Some say that his bones are made of carbon fiber, and he believes in a god named powerslide. All we know, he's called he Stig
 
Some say that his helmet makes the earth habitable and that his squealing laughter is fatal to baby kittens. All we know is...
 
Some say he is Damon Hill and others say he is Heikki Kovalainen...All we know is that he's called The STIG

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Some say he is always stuck in fifth gear, others say he prefers top gear, all we know hes called the stig.

Some say he has a girl called Stiggels, others say he has a boy called Stiggie, all we know is he called the stig.
 
Some say he's one of the surviving E.T.'s from the Roswell Incident, others say he's just out-of-this-world weird .... hahaha .... all we know is he's called the Stig.
 
Some have said he fathered Chuck Norris ... and have since perished by accidental roundhouse kick. All we know ...

Yeah, it's late.
 
Some say nitros oxide fills his viens and he has a carbon fibre skeleton, all we know is, he's called The Stig.
 
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