Dad's birthday is coming up next month. (I'm often at Ringmeet that weekend
)
Since that is sadly not an option this year, and some of the states are opening up, I found cheap flights to Queensland ($45 each way), and decided to take him to one of his
old haunts for lunch. (He used to live up there, and I've heard him talk about their steaks for years)
He rang me to double check that I knew I was working today, and so I asked him to note in the booking diary that neither of us would be available on August 11th, as I was going to shout him lunch for his birthday.
"Oh are we going to the Breakfast Creek Hotel?"
"...."
HOW THE HELL DID HE GUESS THAT?!?!