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I think it is an absolute bonkers law even before you get to the abortion bit.

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Can I get your Texas ID card when you leave? :p
Please, do take—but you have to promise to make things better if you pretend you're me.
 
Kids have already died from COVID, WTF are they on about?
 
A fast food place burned down today near my home town, and one of my cousins asked if anyone thought it was "suspicious" that it happened on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah, sure cousin Brian. That's Al Qaeda's plan.
Phase 1: World Trade Center Towers attack.
Phase 2: Draw the US military industrial complex into an expensive, drawn out, unwinnable conflict.
Phase 3: Sow division and distrust among the US population.
Phase 4: Finally take down that one fast food franchise in the rural midwest that shorted your drive-through order of 1 small order of onion rings, and accidentally gave you regular Pepsi that one time when you ordered diet.
 
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A fast food place burned down today near my home town, and one of my cousins asked if anyone thought it was "suspicious" that it happened on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah, sure cousin Brian. That's Al Qaeda's plan.
Phase 1: World Trade Center Towers attack.
Phase 2: Draw the US military industrial complex into an expensive, drawn out, unwinnable conflict.
Phase 3: Sow division and distrust among the US population.
Phase 4: Finally take down that one fast food franchise in the rural midwest that shorted your drive-through order of 1 small order of onion rings, and accidentally gave you regular Pepsi that one time when you ordered diet.

I KNEW IT!
 
A fast food place burned down today near my home town, and one of my cousins asked if anyone thought it was "suspicious" that it happened on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah, sure cousin Brian. That's Al Qaeda's plan.
Phase 1: World Trade Center Towers attack.
Phase 2: Draw the US military industrial complex into an expensive, drawn out, unwinnable conflict.
Phase 3: Sow division and distrust among the US population.
Phase 4: Finally take down that one fast food franchise in the rural midwest that shorted your drive-through order of 1 small order of onion rings, and accidentally gave you regular Pepsi that one time when you ordered diet.


Stop giving them conspiracy theories!
 
Stop giving them conspiracy theories!
Just call it "something the deep state doesn't want you to know" and it gets gobbled up faster than ivermectin and sweet tea.
 
Just call it "something the deep state doesn't want you to know" and it gets gobbled up faster than ivermectin and sweet tea.
Should have marketed the vaccines that way!
 
Should have marketed the vaccines that way!


No shit! Or we could tell them that it is like taking Viagra, and will make them perform like a 22 year old pornstar on meth!
 
Even knowing COVID causes impotence and possible infertility won't make these clowns protect themselves.
 
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