The 'I don't like Tesla' Thread

This is pretty hilarious.
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NecroJoe said:
This is pretty hilarious.
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Cyberwhistle

Inspired by Cybertruck, the limited-edition Cyberwhistle is a premium collectible made from medical-grade stainless steel with a polished finish. The whistle includes an integrated attachment feature for added versatility. Note: Cyberwhistles are final sale. Orders will begin shipping in 2 weeks.
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Not really considering they way they abuse their staff:

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Tesla whistleblower complaint about solar fires is part of evidence in federal safety investigation

A former Tesla employee, Steven Henkes, filed a complaint related to risks of solar fires. The CPSC is considering it as evidence.
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Tesla violated labor laws by blocking union organizing, judge rules

Tesla must reimburse workers after unfairly preventing employees from unionizing, a judge ruled in a National Labor Relations Board complaint Friday, Bloomberg reported.
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Tesla under-counted worker injuries to make its safety record appear better, report alleges

RevealNews.org reports that Tesla mislabeled and under-counted worker injuries, to make its safety record look good.
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Tesla ex-security employee alleges theft, drug dealing and spying at Gigafactory

Another ex-Tesla employee, Karl Hansen, has filed a whistleblower complaint with the SEC.
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Wait, did you actually order that thing?
 
Blind_Io said:
Wait, did you actually order that thing?
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Had a pre-order from day 1, more of a "if it turns out good, I'll be towards the front of the queue". However, I want a real steering wheel and wipers, not a Joke-Yoke and LAZERZZZZ.
 
To be honest, I’ll be surprised if it ever materializes.
 
Considering the ATV they announced has been launched as a $1200 children's toy, I would not count on it.
 
narf said:
...which apparently is now 1900.
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Randomly and without warning adjusting any and all prices is just a good old Tesla tradition by now :dunno:
also at least in one video of the mini quads there’s an actual full size adult one in the background somewhere. But still, feels like a gimmick to tide people over…
edit for clarification: i consider the whole atv thing a gimmick, not only the child model (which ofc is even more ridiculous).
 
I really try/tried to focus on the cars and car-specific tech rather than all the extra tat Elon comes up with, it's hard though with that stupid whistle. I assume that kiddy ATV is going to be a bit more than your average Power Wheels but that's still a daft price. I'm not going to but one so I don't care very much.

I'd still have another Tesla, I'd definitely still Tesla swap my Discovery.
 
eizbaer said:
I think that was part of the logic why Tesla thought for years that Spotify at 96kbps was somehow acceptable ?‍♂️ Ofc no way for the customer to change that.
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eizbaer said:
exactly. it's super dumb, also considering they're advertising "premium audio" and a bazillion speakers and stuff. Even on the autobahn with the horrible sound-deadening of my early model 3 spotify is still noticeably bad quality... so ofc people were complaining a lot. I'm actually not even sure whether they changed it or not (and tbh I don't care anymore), but it definitely took way too long (especially considering they're now selling "premium connectivity" for 10€/month).
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cross-posted from random thoughts [tech], because it somehow fits better in here...
 
I often wonder what's wrong with me because I can't tell the difference between bitrates unless they go really low. I certainly didn't notice it being bad in the Model 3. Nevertheless I agree 96k is awful, that's worse than satellite radio.
 
NecroJoe said:
This is pretty hilarious.
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Cyberwhistle

Inspired by Cybertruck, the limited-edition Cyberwhistle is a premium collectible made from medical-grade stainless steel with a polished finish. The whistle includes an integrated attachment feature for added versatility. Note: Cyberwhistles are final sale. Orders will begin shipping in 2 weeks.
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It worked !!!!!!!!!!!

SEC probes Tesla over whistleblower claims on solar panel defects​

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Exclusive: SEC probes Tesla over whistleblower claims on solar panel defects

The U.S. securities regulator has opened an investigation into Tesla Inc over a whistleblower complaint that the company failed to properly notify its shareholders and the public of fire risks associated with solar panel system defects over several years, according to a letter from the agency.
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NecroJoe said:
This is pretty hilarious.
shop.tesla.com

Cyberwhistle

Inspired by Cybertruck, the limited-edition Cyberwhistle is a premium collectible made from medical-grade stainless steel with a polished finish. The whistle includes an integrated attachment feature for added versatility. Note: Cyberwhistles are final sale. Orders will begin shipping in 2 weeks.
shop.tesla.com shop.tesla.com
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Medical Grade... This is like Military Grade, yes?

It reminds me of the time I went to a roto-mold place that manufactured not just septic tanks but playground slides as well. Same material I guess. :D
 
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