Top Gear Board Game

Seen it, a mate had a copy. The trivia questions are near impossible. Looked fairly entertaining though.
 
it doesnt really have anything to do with top gear itself, its a car trivia game.
 
It was made during the 90s I think. They should make a more up to date one, I'd buy it!
 
TGG is back??? What the hell? I've only been gone for a week!!!
 
Sure, a board game is neat. But you know what this world REALLY needs? A Top Gear drinking game. Trust me on this.

For every time JC says "POWER!...", take a shot.
For every time an audience member is made fun of, take a shot.
For every time they mention Richard Hammond's teeth, take a shot.
For every time there's a Stig introduction, take a shot.
...if the Stig introduction made you laugh, take another shot.
...if it made a friend laugh, he takes two shots.
Every time they make fun of an American car, take a shot.
...if they mention incest or Texas while doing so, take another shot.
If James May says, "oh, cock!" take two shots.
If Hammond eats some paper, throw something at the TV first. Then take two more shots.
and etc...

Trust me, you'll be plastered after 10 minutes. :twisted:




I'm sorry for hijacking this thread. I really am. :blush:
 
BlaRo said:
I'm sorry for hijacking this thread. I really am. :blush:
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Don't be, we need more threads like this!

We should start a separate "Top Gear Drinking Game" thread, get everyone to give suggestions, put them in a big list together, and wait 'til the new series airs...and see if anyone can still post after watching an episode!

It'd be great :p
 
I usually drink randomly until I pass out while watching... You don't???
But hey, I made some bad cinema visits entertaining with drinking games... Everybody chooses a name of a character and each time somebody says that name, you have to drink... Works really good with Action movies where the Hero gets chased and shouted at a lot... ;-)

Buba
 
BlaRo said:
Sure, a board game is neat. But you know what this world REALLY needs? A Top Gear drinking game. Trust me on this.

For every time JC says "POWER!...", take a shot.
For every time an audience member is made fun of, take a shot.
For every time they mention Richard Hammond's teeth, take a shot.
For every time there's a Stig introduction, take a shot.
...if the Stig introduction made you laugh, take another shot.
...if it made a friend laugh, he takes two shots.
Every time they make fun of an American car, take a shot.
...if they mention incest or Texas while doing so, take another shot.
If James May says, "oh, cock!" take two shots.
If Hammond eats some paper, throw something at the TV first. Then take two more shots.
and etc...

Trust me, you'll be plastered after 10 minutes. :twisted:




I'm sorry for hijacking this thread. I really am. :blush:
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Blaro... are you on fark.com? Cause I swear to God I saw someone on those bards say the same thing...
 
No Boss said:
Blaro... are you on fark.com? Cause I swear to God I saw someone on those bards say the same thing...
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Nope. Thanks for the honor, though. ;)
 
I've got this board game! It's in the loft in a box of things waiting to go on eBay. If that's all I'll get for it though... Hmmm...

Might be more worthwhile to start putting the questions up here instead as another thread or something! :) Daily TG question. Though the board game is quite old.
(I'll try to dig it out properly later to see what year it is and what the questions are like, been a few years since I last had it unpacked and I knew much less about cars then than I do now)

Also, I've pretty much been away a few weeks (computer died, busy, etc). Finally back here again, and also wondering since when TGG has been back around...
 
BlaRo said:
Sure, a board game is neat. But you know what this world REALLY needs? A Top Gear drinking game. Trust me on this.

For every time JC says "POWER!...", take a shot.
For every time an audience member is made fun of, take a shot.
For every time they mention Richard Hammond's teeth, take a shot.
For every time there's a Stig introduction, take a shot.
...if the Stig introduction made you laugh, take another shot.
...if it made a friend laugh, he takes two shots.
Every time they make fun of an American car, take a shot.
...if they mention incest or Texas while doing so, take another shot.
If James May says, "oh, cock!" take two shots.
If Hammond eats some paper, throw something at the TV first. Then take two more shots.
and etc...

Trust me, you'll be plastered after 10 minutes. :twisted:




I'm sorry for hijacking this thread. I really am. :blush:
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Every time the make fun of Hammond, the french or the germans.
Every time they give a "Top Gear Top Tip."
Every time Jeremy clarcksom mentions speed cameras, Darling or Ladyman.
 
everytime someone mention's hammond's teeth, take two shots.
 
LongHairedHippy said:
everytime someone mention's hammond's teeth, take two shots.
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This one alone could get you very drunk very quickly... ;)
 
Every time Clarkson says 'astonishing', take a shot.

You'll be hammered by the time the Cool Wall segment comes on. :mrgreen:
 
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