JC...London Mayor?!?

[Hatmouse]

This would be a dreadful, dreadful idea.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Crazzysimon]

This could be one of their challenges. I could just imagine JC saying,

"Now, on the previous shows, we've went on caravan holidays, we've driven on water and we've created a convertible people carrier. However, despite that we could get 150 compliants from setting fire to a caravan, all of them a bit... pointless.

But then, I had a idea. How do you keep the cyclists off the road and the conservative tree-hugging Liberals off this planet? By becoming the mayor... of LONDON!

I mean, how hard could it be?"

:lol:

Man, that'd be so cool. A mayor that drives around in a Ford GT powersliding.

 

[ianmunroe]

That's if the FordGT would actually let him powerslide.

 

[Susurrate]

Sometimes you need a nutter to keep the other nutters in check.

 

[Dano]

Well, it certainly is possible. Look who is the governer of the seventh largest economy in the world!

 

[AstonMartin]

actually I would rather have JC and the TG team to be in the secret services

The Stig is the best well kept secret so far so they must have a better system than MI5 or MI6...

AM

 

[Bundesautobahn]

Jeremy Clarkson - Prime Minister

No that wouldn't b...GREAT IDEA!

 

[lightcrafter12]

I'd move to London if he got in!

Hell< I wanna move there anyways, this is just a bonus!

x2, We'll sit next to each other on the plane.

X 3, let's get more people and have a charter flight. LOL, JC as mayor that would be great :lol:

x4, i'll come too if he wins.

 

[dice]

I understand that my name has been suggested as a possible Tory candidate in the new election for a new London Mayor. I see. So why would I choose to stand for a party I'm not sure about, in a city where I don't live, so that I can spend my days opening organic lesbian drop-in centres when I could be hurtling round a track at 180mph, in a Ferrari?

From the Sun.

 

[Topher]

But then, I had a idea. How do you keep the cyclists off the road and the conservative tree-hugging Liberals off this planet? By becoming the mayor... of LONDON!

I mean, how hard could it be?"

From Times Online.. (full article http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-2300347.html)

However, since that initial moment of shock and awe, I?ve given the matter some serious thought and I?ve decided that, actually, I?d rather like to give it a shot. I mean, how hard can it be?

..is he becoming too predictable? anyawy its a good read.. made me chuccklelelel

 

[BlaRo]

That article makes him sound pretty restrained, actually. I was expecting him to say something like "anybody driving VW Polos under 40mph will be banned from London, and then shot" or "people named Ken will be all crammed into 80's Ford Transits then fired out of a comically large cannon towards Glasgow, preferably into a peat bog". Also, I wouldn't be surprised if he chose Gordon Ramsey or Simon Cowell as his running mates or something like that.

 

[Z102]

But then, I had a idea. How do you keep the cyclists off the road and the conservative tree-hugging Liberals off this planet? By becoming the mayor... of LONDON!

I mean, how hard could it be?"

From Times Online.. (full article http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-2300347.html)

However, since that initial moment of shock and awe, I’ve given the matter some serious thought and I’ve decided that, actually, I’d rather like to give it a shot. I mean, how hard can it be?

..is he becoming too predictable? anyawy its a good read.. made me chuccklelelel

In his column in The Sun he seems to prefer staying in Top Gear.