Vette Boss
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Ultra_Kool_Dude said:Vette Boss said:Ultra_Kool_Dude said:Vette Boss said:jetsetter said:Vette Boss said:I actually quite like this, probably buy one when it's availible. Since I'm English and I don't weigh 925lbs, I won't be needing a new Silverado.
Just don't travel out of the city or use it during a storm. A semi or a gust of wind will blow the thing over.
I'll just put some cement bricks in the boot. Oh wait, that will make it flip, damn. Maybe put a mcdonald's cheeseburger in the passenger seat instead, plenty of weight there.
The plus side is that because you're not driving a massive vehicle, people won't think you have a tiny penis.
Of course. On that basis, I would be much better off. Not to mention, it requires massive amounts of courage to drive a car that small, when the nation is full of off-roaders the size of small homes.
You're preaching to the choir. If Smart drivers are courageous, motorcycle riders are daredevils.
Nah, bikers are just daft.