klutch
Courteous urinator
Need some help.
I always pee to the side of the toilet to make the least noise possible since I'm just such a courteous gentleman. However, in my older years I've noticed I've lost some of my skill, that and the combined factor that some toilets have a considerable amount of standing water in them... puts me in quite a pickle.
Aiming is not the problem, I can hit a fly from 8 feet away; it's the stream that causese my dilemma. My stream used to be smooth and well kept together like a garden hose at half speed... so smooth you could see yourself in it. Now, however, it starts out smooth but as soon as I get some good pressure flowing, it starts to fan out like a plugged showerhead and the result is a good amount of pee all over the floor and walls.
I thought this would be fixed with the growing hippie movement to save water which results in a larger white area to aim at, but the spray has become so uncontrolled THAT doesn't even help.
Suggestions?
I always pee to the side of the toilet to make the least noise possible since I'm just such a courteous gentleman. However, in my older years I've noticed I've lost some of my skill, that and the combined factor that some toilets have a considerable amount of standing water in them... puts me in quite a pickle.
Aiming is not the problem, I can hit a fly from 8 feet away; it's the stream that causese my dilemma. My stream used to be smooth and well kept together like a garden hose at half speed... so smooth you could see yourself in it. Now, however, it starts out smooth but as soon as I get some good pressure flowing, it starts to fan out like a plugged showerhead and the result is a good amount of pee all over the floor and walls.
I thought this would be fixed with the growing hippie movement to save water which results in a larger white area to aim at, but the spray has become so uncontrolled THAT doesn't even help.
Suggestions?