Nort Korea: All Japanese Cars to be seized

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Because a broken down Japanese Car blocked Kim Jong Il?s way, he ordered all Japanese cars to be seized in North Korea. Another reason might be the sanctions tokyo made to North Korea after their nuclear bomb test.....funny thing: most North-Korean cars are Japanese ^^

Stupid moron that Kim Jong Il is......
 
I heard on the radio that he is rumoured to have one of the largest porn video collections in the world.

And yes, most of the cars over there ARE Japanese, as they had a trade agreement with Japan to import used cars and electronics. Nth Korea was supposed to start manufacturing its own car (a rebadged Fiat Palio), I wonder how successful that was.
 
how can a car break down right in front of him? there are hardly any cars in north korea at all. they've got ten lane wide street through pjongjang, with police controlling intersections where a car will come by maybe every half hour...
 
the broken down part probably comes from the DPRK propaganda machine that is always spouting idiocies. Probably invented the story so as to insult the quality of Japanese cars, as though the Japanese made their car to inconveinance the "dear leader"...
 
Kim yong Il is a moron, or a madman, or both.

I really don't like him.
 
Yeah, how rediculous that he bans the most reliable makes of car in the world.
He must have a screw lose in his brain. He will be the kind of person who decides to make a law banning global warming from smoking in public places.
 
No doubt they'll just take them away from everyone, say "screw you" and sell them to another country. What a hideous and disgusting moron.

He must have a screw lose in his brain.
Woah, woah, back up the truck! ...He has a brain??!
 
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Team America mad him look like an even bigger asshole if that was possible. This and his nuclear bomb hobby proves hes a complete headcase.
 
The cars of North Korea are produced by Pyeonghwa Motors, which produces a fiat siena, a fiat doblo and a chinese junkbox pickup; all are renamed unpronounceable names. For example, the Pyeonghwa Ppeokkugi or the Pyeonghwa hwiparam.
 
I find kimmy hilarious actually, especially the propoganda, apparantly our glorious leader has written 6 operas and directed a movie whilst "improving" the script...
 
Yes, he also invented quite a lot of stuff, writes very good poetry and he's an excelent novelist. Oh, and his father was a hero or something in China.

I remember when an Iranian newspaper said the Ayathola wrote bad poems. Fact of the matter is, he did.
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!

Kim Jong Il! Man he's hilarious, he really reminds me of this loser at my school. I always imagine Kim being a loser at school and while he was being beaten up he swore revenge on the world.

Hahahah, I can see him now in his McLaren F1, revving his engine in anger on a frosty North Korean road. While someone in a Datsun 240Z, blocks the one way road while tinkering with the engine. All the while Kim's fat little face getting redder and redder.
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!

Kim Jong Il! Man he's hilarious, he really reminds me of this loser at my school. I always imagine Kim being a loser at school and while he was being beaten up he swore revenge on the world.

Hahahah, I can see him now in his McLaren F1, revving his engine in anger on a frosty North Korean road. While someone in a Datsun 240Z, blocks the one way road while tinkering with the engine. All the while Kim's fat little face getting redder and redder.

Nah, he was probably driving some NK shitbox and a Datsun 240Z smoked him. :lol: So now he's banning all Japanese cars.
 
Judging by how you phrased your question I can assume you are not from the US? Please speak to your government about that - I doubt the international community would much like us doing that.
 
Nah, he was probably driving some NK shitbox and a Datsun 240Z smoked him. :lol: So now he's banning all Japanese cars.

No he uses the countries GDP to buy his own car.

Why can the US just nuke them?
What for banning japanese cars??
They can't nuke them because china would not approve and that would create economic problems for everyone.
 
am I missing a link or picture here? but anyways, although Kim Jong Il isn't a very smart man, I would love to visit north Korea one day in the near future (while it is still communist), unfortunetly, I still haven't found anyone willing to visit North Korea with me.. lol
 
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