Flame ze Germans!!

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The Germans have a Green Party. Which limits some awesome cars to a pathetic 150mph.

Eh, not quite right!

a) green party is off the government - jippay
b) the manufacturers limit them on a free base

And an American mocking about fat Germans is pathetic ;)
 
Y dont we just have a flame the people that are differet from you thread:?

Germand have the most horrible language for romance. Theres almost no way for them to bring sexy back talking like that.
 
^ True that :lol: No language where you need to spit and make plegmy horking noises in order to speak it is a way to be perceived as "sexy" ;)

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying for a German airline, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
:lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBn2_ia8zM[/youtube]
:lmao: :rofl:
 
By the way, a brit backtalking zhe Germans for not being able to speak foreign languages is a bit like Idi Amin calling Bob Dylan a tyrant. :tease:
 
By the way, a brit backtalking zhe Germans for not being able to speak foreign languages is a bit like Idi Amin calling Bob Dylan a tyrant. :tease:

Correct, I speak 3 languages and know Latin (I obviously don't speak it, but understand it...)
 
That's nothing, my father's first English Teacher back in the 60s spoke six languages, four of them fluent or close to, this included arab and russian, and he could read latin and hebrew. :tease:
 
No comment is needed... :lol:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff5Sp6bN6k]Monty Python - Funniest joke in the world[/youtube]
 
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Someone want to translate the joke?
 
:lmao: I was watching "And now for something completely different" last night. The skit is slightly changed but hell, it's still as funny!
 
you "piefkes" are fucking hilarious to me. even more so than the queer brits. your language, your dress, your music, etc. i do like your women though. the ones not on steroids.
 
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You should have posted this:[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL0ixxNeR9Q[/YOUTUBE]
 
No comment is needed... :lol:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff5Sp6bN6k]Monty Python - Funniest joke in the world[/youtube]
That's one of the best jokes of MP ever. "If you don't answer my question, I will hit you properly!".

But they've done swings at the Hungarians as well.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao[/YOUTUBE]
 
[YOUTUBE]WvjUBrwpJWM[/YOUTUBE]
 
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