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Tom Cruise has shirts now?

Why is this so?
 
No, it's not. Tom Cruise doesn't have shirts, he is always naked. Except when acting in movies.

Must your signature (which is great by the way) be that big?

EDIT: Why am I so damn slow?
 
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it is a sign of sexual might.

Why are the internets tubes very stuffed today?
 
Too many people playing online card games, but not enough speed ball or horse racing.

Which side is the east side?
 
Redius Lightus Jumpus.

If a camel has only 3 legs then what colour is the 133rd tree on the left?
 
I'm not sure. Men are like Windows default settings - only 16 colors.

If you walk out your front door into your backyard and all four tires on your doghouse are flat which side of the pancake do you butter first? True or False?
 
No.

So what?
 
Conjoined Gonorrhea, you two must be linked at the pecker.

Am I the only one who noticed that although Marvin the Robot in Hitchhiker's Guide is described as being a "manically depressed robot" - he's not actually a manic depressive?
 
That's because robots have absolutely no emotion whatsoever.

Why am I currently listening to early Need for Speed in-game music?
 
Because you are trying to kill off what remaining synapses you have left.

Why did my math teacher want me to find the square root of pie? Everyone knows pie are not square, pie are round. Cornbread are square.
 
:lol: Ask Leroy Jenkins, I think he knows.

Anyone know where I can find a tailor to make me a Big Blue Dress?

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Tailors are for pussies, go to walmart which is for minorities

how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
 
Not as much wood as the lower paid non-union woodchucks who took the original woodchuck's job. He's now struggling with a strained marriage and his newfound alcoholism.

Do you feel enjoy??
 
Tata horn please OK.
What's the point of nova collecting if you already have 5 and a half?
 
To make one SuperNova in your garage on a stormy night.

Why does Superman have all those powers but no personality?
 
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