BMW Espresso

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You can get Starbucks anywhere from airports to a hospital cafeterias. The coffee giant is so hot right now, even BMW Designworks USA is getting in on the act. The BMW designers created a state-of-the-art espresso machine design that can be purchased at Starbucks for use at home.

Asipring home barista? This machine is for you. Powered by Bimmer's 3.0L turbocharged inline-six, It fits on your countertop and lets you keep it simple with espresso or go more complex with cappuccino. The BMW designers even had enough tact to leave off the Bavarian Motor Werks roundel, which is a step in the right direction vs. what we've seen Ferrari do of late. The fancy and presumably expensive machine doesn't appear to have any BMW styling cues, but it does bear a slight resemblance to the center stack of a Chrysler Sebring. If it helps you save a bit vs. the $4.03 you shell out for a medium latte in one of the trendy Starbucks stores, it may pay for itself over time. Just try not to scald your hand when frothing. Those Starbucks people are, like, highly-trained professionals, you know.

[Source: BMW]
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Well...lol
 
Too bad that BMW dropped the ball right there. I think we all agree that what it really needs to make it better is this:

http://img405.imageshack.**/img405/8780/bmwcoffeemakeryv4.jpg


 
Too bad Starbucks reported sliding profits and sales this quarter.

Please let this be the beginning of the end for that miserable franchise and their shittastic over-roasted surplus Robustica beans.
 
swek said:
Too bad that BMW dropped the ball right there. I think we all agree that what it really needs to make it better is this:

http://img405.imageshack.**/img405/8780/bmwcoffeemakeryv4.jpg
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Lulz.
 
toma_alimosh said:
Dude, look down the middle of the machine below the rotary dial and the pouring mechanism. Now, what does that look like? :D
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A coffee machine with i-drive?

Ah shit, its gonna take at least 54 minutes to make a cuppa then ;)
 
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Suzuki Cappuccino
 
swek said:
Too bad that BMW dropped the ball right there. I think we all agree that what it really needs to make it better is this:

http://img405.imageshack.**/img405/8780/bmwcoffeemakeryv4.jpg
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Needs an "M" button for race mode. Push it, and it explodes hot espresso in your face.
 
Well, here's the options list for it.

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