argatoga
Can't Start His Wank
Because America is the greatest fucking country ever, MOTHERFUCKER! That's why!
USA! USA! USA! FUCK YEAH!!!
:lol:
Back on topic, the scotth_uk and tone76 videos are great. I wish you guys the best of luck.
Because America is the greatest fucking country ever, MOTHERFUCKER! That's why!
USA! USA! USA! FUCK YEAH!!!
Seriously though, don't forget the owner of this wonderful site hails from Oregon, which is nowhere near Alice Springs or the Midlands.
Some Douchebag said:your a fool mate.. not funny.. look like a douche.. talk...with...huge...brakes.. and you obviously dont know anything about cars, complaining about things like the seat and indicator.. dont quit your day job dude.
Originally Posted by Some Douchebag
your a fool mate.. not funny.. look like a douche.. talk...with...huge...brakes.. and you obviously dont know anything about cars, complaining about things like the seat and indicator.. dont quit your day job dude.
I wouldn't worry too much.
Some of your jokes were pretty funny, loved the quip about the indicator stalks! Great effort!
Well ... here goes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLmoht0d6hM
I'm not going to subject you to any more than 3 minutes of this. And - as you'll see - the real star of the show is the pickled onion ...
Updated intro - now editing the segments:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6769408621583722091
You were good, but you did seem a bit dull - no offense
Well ... here goes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLmoht0d6hM
I'm not going to subject you to any more than 3 minutes of this. And - as you'll see - the real star of the show is the pickled onion ...
Like the gag about the bed spring. Very nice indeed.
Mine's finished: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=qjAGTnqH8dM
Not quite what I'd wanted, but it will have to do. Filming in 37 degree heat last weekend meant that I was running low on humour.
It was a good audition, but you seemed to come to a conclusion without talking about the stuff in the middle. You were good, but you did seem a bit dull - no offense
I went down to Freehand today to hand in my entry.
scotth_uk said:The guy that I got talking to managed to get a Pagani Zonda for his clip!!!!!
tone76, I'm pretty certain that your Astra isn't as bad as my '99 Corolla hatch. It doesn't believe that corners exist when it's wet...or stop signs..or traffic lights..or other cars.
What's going for it? The fact that, as a hatch, it can fit more things into the boot than my mum's, more expensive, Ford Fairmont sedan. And that includes when you fold the back seats down. That's about it.
and I think I would be the wrong sex too :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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That, and it will probably outlive your mum's more expensive Fairmont by a fair margin. You can't kill a Corolla with an axe. To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if your Corolla kept on putting along for many years after that Astra has totally decomposed.
Rubbish, most car enthusiasts are hormone driven males who'd give anything (maybe a left testicle; Tone you'll have to improvise...) to see women and cars come together on a show such as Top Gear! Well, me anyway.