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Jacobfox said:
Patriot's apparently not bad off road. It was able to make it thru the rubicon. It can't get the trail-rated badge otherwise.
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I call bullshit. It's not even available in four wheel drive and you're telling me it crossed the Rubicon trail?

THIS:
https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/03/15/JeepPatriot1.jpg

Drove THIS?!


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what are you smoking Blind_Io? or is it just a characteristic of your namesake?
seems that not only can I build a 4x4 version of the Patriot, i can select the trail rated off-road package as well, plain as day on their site.
 
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Heh, I declare myself Deacon Premix. I shall spread the good word (and a nice hazy blue smoke) throughout the land; on road or off :p.
 
Has "Divine Stalker of Track-Day Grid Girls" been taken?
 
Freedom drive?

Am i the only one getting sick of hearing so much freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom from a country that's cutting those freedoms from its citizens with each passing day? :rolleyes:
 
IceBone said:
Freedom drive?

Am i the only one getting sick of hearing so much freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom from a country that's cutting those freedoms from its citizens with each passing day? :rolleyes:
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SCREW YOU, YOU GODDAMN COMMIE BASTARD!!! morans

[GVIDEO]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3692333705196414991[/GVIDEO]

:p

But seriously, I'm still waiting for the Jeep Liberty Limited Renegade Freedom America, Fuck Yeah! Edition.
 
I declare myself Arch Bishop of Solid Rear Axel Sports Cars, as we all know that independent rear suspension is witchcraft and thus created by the devil.
 
argatoga said:
I declare myself Arch Bishop of Solid Rear Axel Sports Cars, as we all know that independent rear suspension is witchcraft and thus created by the devil.
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Only thing better then a solid axle is 2 solid axles. :p
 
When do we get our colorz, yo?



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And who's gonna start handing out merit badges for acheivements? Things like oil change - first class, K&N filter install - corporal level, etc.
 
IceBone said:
Freedom drive?

Am i the only one getting sick of hearing so much freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom from a country that's cutting those freedoms from its citizens with each passing day? :rolleyes:
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No. In fact I'm sick of hearing GM commercials playing John Mellencamp "I'm a little redneck and proud of it" crap.

Jeep just took it to a whole new level, and it's exactly why I'll make it a point NOT to buy anything from them.

klutch said:
When do we get our colorz, yo?
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No Colors, but you can take make a necklace or ring or whatever you want out of anything from an engine. I'm thinking of making a ring from main bearings from an RC car, or a "crucifix" out of it's connecting rod :)
And who's gonna start handing out merit badges for acheivements? Things like oil change - first class, K&N filter install - corporal level, etc.
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Sounds like you just got yourself a job. Pay is jack shit, and it's long hours, with no days off.
 
Can I be Bishop of Hot Hatches, Church of the Horizontally Opposed? :D
 
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We should add an ending to our story's sixth day. Much like "So he invented Volkswagen, which invented the Golf GTI and the 5.0 V10 Diesel engine" or something.
 
Serjwhat are you smoking Blind_Io? or is it just a characteristic of your namesake? seems that not only can I build a 4x4 version of the Patriot said:
Sorry for the O/T, but the Patriot is what is known as Trail Rated "level 1" That means that it can take the rubicon trail on the "easy route"

The Liberty and Grand Cherokee are both Trail Rated "level 2" which means they can do some of the hard obsicals and some easy

The Wrangler Rubicon is fully trail rated and can do the entire Rubicon trail.
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BlaRo said:

SCREW YOU, YOU GODDAMN COMMIE BASTARD!!! morans

[GVIDEO]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3692333705196414991[/GVIDEO]

:p

But seriously, I'm still waiting for the Jeep Liberty Limited Renegade Freedom America, Fuck Yeah! Edition.
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That video starts off with stuff which is typically American, but soon after lots of the stuff displayed is not quintessentially American at all.

Also, may I ask, what in the name of everything that's holy is this thread about?
 
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