MacGuffin
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Here are some threads from an imaginery German car discussion forum. I took the liberty of translating it into English. Bear with me if the expressions should not be accurrate
Have fun!
Lamborghini Forum: Wind noise at 205 mp/h. What should I do?
Audi A8 Forum: Where can I have my Rolex repaired?
Fiat Forum: Hello? Am I the only one in here?
Mercedes C-Class Forum: Last Sunday on the way to the bakery my Mercedes got wet. What now?
MX-5 Forum: Some redneck moron drove his VW Touareg over my car!!
VW Touareg Forum: There?s a Mazda MX-5 stuck under my chassis. How do I get it out again?
Renault Forum: Selling monthly season ticket ? car came back earlier from garage, than expected.
Bentley Forum: I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
Porsche Cayenne Forum: Fuel consumption above 6 mpg ? engine damage?
Smart Forum: Put bike engine in. Finally more power!
Camaro Forum: My girlfriend slept with my brother and his wife. How can I kill them? I?m previously convicted and won?t go to jail again!
Mustang Forum: Some half wit in a Civic tried to overtake me today.
Civic Forum: Some half wit in a Mustang tried to overtake me today.
Honda Accord Forum: Mommy gave me her car. Looking for cheap 18? rims.
VW Jetta Forum: I?m mad! Everybody says it?s just a Golf with a rucksack.
Vauxhall Forum: My Nova hasn?t got any rust! HONESTLY! (Deleted by Admin)
MX-5 Forum: Can I drive a girl?s car as a man?
Lexus-Forum: Where do I get VW style rear lights?
BMW M3 Forum: Where the f.ck do I get Golf Mk. III exterior rear mirrors?
Corolla E10 Forum: I?m disappointed of the quality of my E10, after 150.000 miles the speedo screen got some scratches!!!!
Viper Forum: Smart in air intake! How do I get it out again??
Ford Fiesta Forum: Help! I?ve got a sewing machine under the bonnet!
Seat Marbella Forum: I could keep up with a lorry today!
BMW 3-series E36 Forum: Where?s da next f.cking cool kebab stand in town?
Trabant Forum: I?m new in here. Where do I mount the fuel pump?
Trabant Forum: Was at a Mercedes garage, got a new engine, running, then not, running, then not, running, then not, running, etc. What now? => edited: Called Mercedes. They put a windscreen wiper motor in. I switched off the interval, now it runs smoothly.
Hummer Forum: Got my bumper bent a bit today. 24 injured, 10 dead. Is it mandatory to buy the black paint at the Hummer dealer? He?s 15 miles away. That would cost me 30 quid on petrol!
Mercedes 190D Forum: The guy I sold it to has a question ? does anyone speak Kisuaheli?
Yugo Forum: When was the last time yours worked?
Honda Civic CRX Forum: My neighbour?s dog sleeps in my exhaust pipe, can I start the engine anyway??
Mercedes Forum: My wife and her stinking lawyer are trying to rip me off. How can I get rid of both without losing my doctor title?
Toyota Forum: Got 200.000 miles, when does it finally break?
Polo Forum: Got it lowered down but now I cannot reach the speaker at the McDrive anymore. Any ideas?
Ferrari Forum: Looking for advice concerning a business trip to Colombia. Wanna get fast in and fast out again.
Porsche Forum: I?ve got a flat tyre ? is it cheaper to sell the car myself or should I consult my dealer?
Twingo-Forum: Now available: Headlight lids made from genuine horsehair!
Fiat-Forum: Is there a life outside the garage?
BMW 7-series Forum: Help, I programmed it falsely ? how do I get the ashtray shut again...?
Daewoo Forum: How, when, why...? Are we driving American muscle cars now? Huh?
Mercedes S-Class Forum: Looking for an adequate second car for use on foggy days.
Toyota Prius-Forum: Is there a phaser bank available as extra??
Toyota Aygo Forum: Everyone is asking me how big the Kinder Surprise egg was, which the car had been in and if it was difficult to assemble!!
Smart-Forum: How do I get rid of the trolley with the chain and the plastic chip in it?
Have fun!
Lamborghini Forum: Wind noise at 205 mp/h. What should I do?
Audi A8 Forum: Where can I have my Rolex repaired?
Fiat Forum: Hello? Am I the only one in here?
Mercedes C-Class Forum: Last Sunday on the way to the bakery my Mercedes got wet. What now?
MX-5 Forum: Some redneck moron drove his VW Touareg over my car!!
VW Touareg Forum: There?s a Mazda MX-5 stuck under my chassis. How do I get it out again?
Renault Forum: Selling monthly season ticket ? car came back earlier from garage, than expected.
Bentley Forum: I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
Porsche Cayenne Forum: Fuel consumption above 6 mpg ? engine damage?
Smart Forum: Put bike engine in. Finally more power!
Camaro Forum: My girlfriend slept with my brother and his wife. How can I kill them? I?m previously convicted and won?t go to jail again!
Mustang Forum: Some half wit in a Civic tried to overtake me today.
Civic Forum: Some half wit in a Mustang tried to overtake me today.
Honda Accord Forum: Mommy gave me her car. Looking for cheap 18? rims.
VW Jetta Forum: I?m mad! Everybody says it?s just a Golf with a rucksack.
Vauxhall Forum: My Nova hasn?t got any rust! HONESTLY! (Deleted by Admin)
MX-5 Forum: Can I drive a girl?s car as a man?
Lexus-Forum: Where do I get VW style rear lights?
BMW M3 Forum: Where the f.ck do I get Golf Mk. III exterior rear mirrors?
Corolla E10 Forum: I?m disappointed of the quality of my E10, after 150.000 miles the speedo screen got some scratches!!!!
Viper Forum: Smart in air intake! How do I get it out again??
Ford Fiesta Forum: Help! I?ve got a sewing machine under the bonnet!
Seat Marbella Forum: I could keep up with a lorry today!
BMW 3-series E36 Forum: Where?s da next f.cking cool kebab stand in town?
Trabant Forum: I?m new in here. Where do I mount the fuel pump?
Trabant Forum: Was at a Mercedes garage, got a new engine, running, then not, running, then not, running, then not, running, etc. What now? => edited: Called Mercedes. They put a windscreen wiper motor in. I switched off the interval, now it runs smoothly.
Hummer Forum: Got my bumper bent a bit today. 24 injured, 10 dead. Is it mandatory to buy the black paint at the Hummer dealer? He?s 15 miles away. That would cost me 30 quid on petrol!
Mercedes 190D Forum: The guy I sold it to has a question ? does anyone speak Kisuaheli?
Yugo Forum: When was the last time yours worked?
Honda Civic CRX Forum: My neighbour?s dog sleeps in my exhaust pipe, can I start the engine anyway??
Mercedes Forum: My wife and her stinking lawyer are trying to rip me off. How can I get rid of both without losing my doctor title?
Toyota Forum: Got 200.000 miles, when does it finally break?
Polo Forum: Got it lowered down but now I cannot reach the speaker at the McDrive anymore. Any ideas?
Ferrari Forum: Looking for advice concerning a business trip to Colombia. Wanna get fast in and fast out again.
Porsche Forum: I?ve got a flat tyre ? is it cheaper to sell the car myself or should I consult my dealer?
Twingo-Forum: Now available: Headlight lids made from genuine horsehair!
Fiat-Forum: Is there a life outside the garage?
BMW 7-series Forum: Help, I programmed it falsely ? how do I get the ashtray shut again...?
Daewoo Forum: How, when, why...? Are we driving American muscle cars now? Huh?
Mercedes S-Class Forum: Looking for an adequate second car for use on foggy days.
Toyota Prius-Forum: Is there a phaser bank available as extra??
Toyota Aygo Forum: Everyone is asking me how big the Kinder Surprise egg was, which the car had been in and if it was difficult to assemble!!
Smart-Forum: How do I get rid of the trolley with the chain and the plastic chip in it?