After battling furiously with vikirad, LeMans GTR, American TG Man (who had caught the leaders by this stage) and a giant puerile watermelon by the name of Walter Melon (see what I did there?
)
Scuderia Gman-Lurker seize the lead.
'twas an epic battle with their Koenig's egg launcher having to work in overdrive. Many, many animals including one or more of eggs, sheep, lions, rabbits, terrorists, chickens, Mexicans, Hippos and commies were sacrificed by the Scuderia in this epic battle. Also one of the g-string shot by Gman from the g-string booster had managed to get stuck in one of LeMan's wheels! (Success!) With the George Foremanater sustaining extensive injuries it was lucky for the Scuderia that Lurker had decided to pack lots and lots of band aids before the race, unlike the other teams. With a quick bit of band-aiding action, the George Foremanter was as good as new!
Lurker decided that this was the perfect opportune for him to take a pee on the side of the road; as the other teams were out of action. Unluckily for him, one of the stray lions shot by our rocket pod which had manged to survive the fall decided to chase Lurker, who had to abandon his pants to save his life.
With the other teams either broken, destroyed or limping to the pits, and Lurker driving (PANTLESS!
) the George Formanator crusaded on, towards the inevitable finishing line...