vRS
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Autotrader have been celebrating Clarkson's 48th birthday by providing his best 48 quotes, the highlights for me are:
The rest are here http://www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIA...st_quotes.html
1. [On the Enzo Ferrari] ?I rang up Jay Kay, who?s got one, and said: ?Can we borrow yours?? and he said, ?Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.?
4. ?Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... that?s what gets you.?
28. ?I?d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.?
30. ?Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you?ve got the ebola virus and you?re about to sneeze.?
44. ?This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that?s much to shout about. That?s like saying ?Oh good, I?ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!??
46. ?I?m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you?ve got even half a scrotum it?s not going to happen.?
47. ?The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.?
48. ?I don?t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do??
The rest are here http://www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIA...st_quotes.html