Recent content by MWF

Goes with the job. Contracted hours are 9-5 but if we have an early funeral then we have to get in earlier.

Many congrats to @Dr_Grip and @Jules on the nuptials. New job is quite tiring with some long days (yesterday 07.30-1700 plus around an hour each way commuting!) hence my relative absence from these boards of late. Grabbed some quality time with the cat a couple of weeks ago...

Mum bought me this bad boy for my birthday

FFS. What next? Roseanne Barr as Moneypenny?

We aren't allowed to giggle. It's in the contract. Not great for the back muscles but in this line of work one has to get used to feeling a little stiff. :drums:

Cunt.

End of week one in the new job, hopefully new long term career. No, I'm not putting the band back together. Yes I ride around in cool black cars all day. No, I won't be getting supplied with a standard issue neuralyzer. And yes, I do see them. All the time.

Dude, where've you been? That was old even before the internet.

I have to confess now I know how much obsession to detail has gone into this car I can't wait to see the Top Gear film where Harris gives one a spanking round a circuit.

Is this a deleted scene from Terminator 2? The bit where Robert Patrick morphs into an SUV and tries to scare John Connor to death on the school run?

Does all this mean that this steaming pile of rusty BL poo is finally going to be turned into something approaching a safe, reliable and not rusty classic? Albeit one in one of my least favourite colours that was a shonky effort even when it left the factory?

Who are you calling a window licker? :mad:

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I must admit that having watched the videos in full I am a little more intrigued. I think I'd need to play with a configurator to find the right colour.

There is no doubt that it will be utterly brilliant, but its looks don't give me the fizz.